Does Caitlyn Jenner stand up on the subway?

No. It's transit.

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Found this pun at my local Subway sandwich shop.
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AITA for eating my coworker's subway?

Oops, wrong sub!

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Subway just opened a golf course

I hear itโ€™s subpar..

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I went to subway and accidentally stole someone's lunch.

Whoops wrong sub.

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"SUBWAY TAGLINE"

Our subs are 12 inches, even if it's cold outside.

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Why did Eminem get a job at Subway?

They were hiring wrap artists

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Hey r/subway, subway gave me the wrong order. What should I do?

Oops, wrong sub.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Subway - Lettuce know how we did
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tylerwince
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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On my Subway Receipt
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/llort-egdirb
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At Subwayยฎ

Me: Ooh, they have carrot cake cookies!

Wife: I don't care.

Me: No, you don't carrot!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Subway is at it again with the puns
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It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."

I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.

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I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat

He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.

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I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?

They find it too hard to work under Brescia

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Subway needs to stop
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.

It was a sub I fell for.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Time to go to subway my dudes
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TIFU by accidentally serving a customer an underwater vehicle at my local Subway...

Wait, wrong sub.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?

Damn! Wrong sub again!

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So I just had my first day at my new job at Subway... My boss told me they've never seen someone as bad as me...

Oh shit, wrong sub!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini golf course at some of their restaurants?

I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.

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I bought subway tickets from a scalper...

It was a farely good deal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What does a duck get at subway?

Soup and quackers

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Damnit Subway imgur.com/ZMiKij1
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Me: isnโ€™t there a subway restaurant here in Tokyo?

There are a million restaurants in the subways.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I was coming up with a good joke on the subway.

But then I lost my train of thought.

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I work at Subway

Yesterday a lady was wondering what type of cheese she should put on her sub so I recommended the Swiss cheese because, as I put it, "The Swiss cheese is always really neutral".

The worst part is she didn't even laugh.

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I just heard some bad news about Subwayโ€™s 6 inch sub.

They arenโ€™t going to make them any longer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Found at subway...
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Damnit Subway imgur.com/ZMiKij1
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My coworker went to Subway for lunch.

On his receipt there was an autogenerated prompt for feedback:

"Lettuce know how we did today at [enter website] . com , and we'll send you a sweet offer."

Told him that I liked how they sandwiched it in...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Catch_Twenty-2
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TIFU by messing up a customer's sandwich order at Subway

Oops, wrong sub.

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I try to make a lasting impression upon people when I ride the subway...

I enter with stile.

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TIL Subway employees can get fired for mixing up an order just once.

Wrong Sub

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Overheard on the NYC subway

This was maybe two weeks ago. I'm riding the subway to work when this young girl, maybe 6 or 7, looks up at her dad and says, โ€œDaddy, what time is?โ€

She then hastily and very seriously adds, โ€œAnd don't say โ€˜Party timeโ€™!โ€

It was all I could do to not laugh out loud. Nice job, dad.

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We should get Subway for dinner.

Me: We should get Subway for dinner.

-Subway commercial comes on television-

Me: Look, it's a sign!

Dad: No, it's a commercial.

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Well played Subway well played
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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the Subway worker?

Make me one with everything.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
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Today marks 5 years since I stopped getting my subs toasted at subway...

Despite going cold turkey, I still haven't been able to stop smoking.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nonresidentialdot
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I went into Subway and asked for a crocodile sandwich...

and make it snappy!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/causticbreakfast
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New York MTA (subway) dad must be in control of writing for the website...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tess_niedermeyer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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Delays on the subway completely derails my day.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VaiterZen
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The woman at Subway asked what condiments I wanted. I said everything but mustard.

She said "We don't have butt mustard."

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