Does Caitlyn Jenner stand up on the subway?
Found this pun at my local Subway sandwich shop.
AITA for eating my coworker's subway?
Subway just opened a golf course
I went to subway and accidentally stole someone's lunch.
Our subs are 12 inches, even if it's cold outside.
Why did Eminem get a job at Subway?
They were hiring wrap artists
Hey r/subway, subway gave me the wrong order. What should I do?
Subway - Lettuce know how we did
Me: Ooh, they have carrot cake cookies!
Wife: I don't care.
Me: No, you don't carrot!
BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:
A Dell set fire to the train
Subway is at it again with the puns
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.
Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?
They find it too hard to work under Brescia
My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.
Time to go to subway my dudes
TIFU by accidentally serving a customer an underwater vehicle at my local Subway...
(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?
So I just had my first day at my new job at Subway... My boss told me they've never seen someone as bad as me...
Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini golf course at some of their restaurants?
I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.
I bought subway tickets from a scalper...
It was a farely good deal.
What does a duck get at subway?
Me: isn’t there a subway restaurant here in Tokyo?
There are a million restaurants in the subways.
I was coming up with a good joke on the subway.
But then I lost my train of thought.
I work at Subway
Yesterday a lady was wondering what type of cheese she should put on her sub so I recommended the Swiss cheese because, as I put it, "The Swiss cheese is always really neutral".
The worst part is she didn't even laugh.
I just heard some bad news about Subway’s 6 inch sub.
They aren’t going to make them any longer.
My coworker went to Subway for lunch.
On his receipt there was an autogenerated prompt for feedback:
"Lettuce know how we did today at [enter website] . com , and we'll send you a sweet offer."
Told him that I liked how they sandwiched it in...
TIFU by messing up a customer's sandwich order at Subway
I try to make a lasting impression upon people when I ride the subway...
TIL Subway employees can get fired for mixing up an order just once.
Overheard on the NYC subway
This was maybe two weeks ago. I'm riding the subway to work when this young girl, maybe 6 or 7, looks up at her dad and says, “Daddy, what time is?”
She then hastily and very seriously adds, “And don't say ‘Party time’!”
It was all I could do to not laugh out loud. Nice job, dad.
We should get Subway for dinner.
Me: We should get Subway for dinner.
-Subway commercial comes on television-
Me: Look, it's a sign!
Dad: No, it's a commercial.
Well played Subway well played
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the Subway worker?
Make me one with everything.
Today marks 5 years since I stopped getting my subs toasted at subway...
Despite going cold turkey, I still haven't been able to stop smoking.
I went into Subway and asked for a crocodile sandwich...
New York MTA (subway) dad must be in control of writing for the website...
Delays on the subway completely derails my day.
The woman at Subway asked what condiments I wanted. I said everything but mustard.
She said "We don't have butt mustard."