I played monopoly with my family last night and managed to capture every railroad

Everybody thought the game was a real trainwreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egreaves14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Every time i drive over a railroad crossing I say there's been a train through here recently do you know how I can tell?

It left it's tracks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Railroad crossing without any cars. Spell that without any R’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnifeLegend19
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I didn't know the local railroad workers were good at singing

But I heard they were recently working on a new track

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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You're the worst conductor in the railroad business. How many trains did you derail last year?

I don't know boss, it's so hard to keep track.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Feb 22 is National Railroad Day!

2/22.
TOO! TO-TOOO!
Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Every time we go over a railroad crossing, I tell my kids...

β€œHey, a train just went by!"

β€œHow do you know daddy?”

β€œBecause its tracks are still here!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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Railroad conductors

Are so well trained

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the Railroad Engineer say to his apprentice?

You need more training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceInTheCloudz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Railroad engineers are great at their jobs.

They have a lot of training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I wanted to build a railroad

But I couldn’t stay on track

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Drives by railroad crossing: a train came through here not to long ago. It’s tracks are still here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/420rubberducky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Everytime I cross a railroad I say, "I can tell a train has passed by here."

"I know that because I can see it's tracks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightman54
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Father and son are driving in car when they pass over a set of railroad tracks.

Look son, a train has gone by here recently. Son,How can you possibly know that dad? Dad... Look there...you can see it's tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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I used to want to work on the railroad

But I realized it would require too much training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canuckpunk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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What does a railroad engineer do to prepare for his job?

He trains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zechman4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Construction of the railroad would fall behind if the tie-truck didn't arrive soon

The workers hoped it would soon so they could get back on track

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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As we were passing over a railroad crossing my dad gave me this one.

Him: A train just came through there, you know how I could tell?

Me: How?

Him: I could see its tracks.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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I work for the railroad, so they thought I was imparting important knowledge

Me: "I can tell a train just went through here" Wife and son: "How?" Me: "It left it's tracks" Wife goes back to reading book, son puts headphones back on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinksnots
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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Every time we pass a railroad crossing...

"OH WOW THIS IS SPECTACULAR. A train must have been here recently, you can still see its tracks!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconMaster64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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What do you call a railroad apprentice?

A trainee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martzfartz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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So the football stadium at my university is located across the railroad tracks from a very old cemetery...

My family comes up to visit and see the campus and as we drive down the road between the stadium and the cemetery I mentioned to them how hard it is to get tickets this year. Pointing in the direction of the cemetery, my dad proceeds to say "oh I bet they're just dying to get in!"

Groans all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutgoingBuffalo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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Every time we crossed the railroad

Dad-Oh a train must of just went by.

Me-How can you tell?

Dad-Can't you see the tracks?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinsred66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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Railroad Crossing

Railroad crossing, look out for cars. Can you spell that without any "R"s?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonuscivis_Eques
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Every time we go past a railroad crossing, I always tell my kids, "Hey, a train just went by!" They grudgingly ask, β€œHow do you know daddy?”

β€œBecause its tracks are still here!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Feb 22! It's National Railroad Day!

2/22!
TOOOOO!
TOO-TOOOOO!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Railroad crossing without any cars, can you spell that without any "r"s?

T H A T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Show_me_yo_tits
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2015
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Railroad Tracks

Every time we pass over a set of railroad tracks.

D: "Did you know the train just came by?"

"No, how do you know?"

D: "Well, it had to have come by. It left its tracks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehsnake
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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