Subway Sandwich Puns

A list of puns related to "Subway Sandwich"

My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.

It was a sub I fell for.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."

I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.

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👤︎ u/Jagsfreak
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?

Damn! Wrong sub again!

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👤︎ u/silenoz_676
📅︎ Aug 31 2016
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TIFU by messing up a customer's sandwich order at Subway

Oops, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/TropicalMako
📅︎ Jan 04 2016
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I went into Subway and asked for a crocodile sandwich...

and make it snappy!

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👤︎ u/causticbreakfast
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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We were at Subway and the sandwich artist asked my dad if he wanted his Turkey Club toasted.

"Yeah, I'm quitting cold turkey."

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👤︎ u/Aregular89
📅︎ Jan 26 2014
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My brother works at Subway and had to wear the sandwich costume yesterday.

He did not appreciate the barrage of 'making yourself a sandwich' jokes.

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👤︎ u/atrix324
📅︎ Oct 03 2015
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My high school bully still takes my lunch money.

But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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This sub is disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatball next time.

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👤︎ u/Wezzley_Snipes
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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I work at Subway

Yesterday a lady was wondering what type of cheese she should put on her sub so I recommended the Swiss cheese because, as I put it, "The Swiss cheese is always really neutral".

The worst part is she didn't even laugh.

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👤︎ u/Admiral_Sarcasm
📅︎ Aug 24 2014
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A customer at work set herself up for this one.

I work at subway, and today I was making a woman a sandwich. When I went to ring her out I asked if she needed any chips, cookies, or drinks. She said, "I'll have a small drink and a chip". I quickly replied, " One chip doesn't seem like enough, I would recommend you get a whole bag!". She chuckled awkwardly as we finished the transaction.

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👤︎ u/Slaehr
📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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Bought my mom the wrong sandwich from Subway.

Whoops, wrong sub!

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👤︎ u/CaCtUs2003
📅︎ Sep 14 2017
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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

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👤︎ u/skylly100
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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