A list of puns related to "Hot Sandwich"
Itβs just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess Iβm officially old.
Bob asked Tom, βwhat did you bring?β βA bottle of water, Iβm sure to get thirsty in a desertβ replied Tom.
βWhat did you bring?β Tom asked. βThis sandwich. I figure Iβm gonna get hungry what with all of the walking.β replied Bob.
Bob and Tom turn to the third man, and ask βForrest, what have you got there?β Forrest said, βI have a car door, if it gets too hot, Iβll roll down the window.β
This starts and ends at the local coffee shop I go to on the way to work. My cashier takes my order; sausage, egg & cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup and hot sauce, on toasted rye. She taps away for a moment on the iPad POS then looks up and says "and a name for the sandwich?" to which I quickly raise my chest and proclaim "Breakfast!". To this all 6 people in the shop, including the cashier started chuckling.
[drop mic]
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.
Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.
Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies
I work at a tearoom and we do some hot food, one of my coworkers cam with a simple order and I used a simple dadjoke
Co-worker: Bacon Sandwich, Well done.
Me: Thanks but I haven't even started yet.
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