A list of puns related to "Packed Lunch"
I have a lot of emotional cabbage
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Due entirely to one of the two elevators being out of service. The elevator crew gets on while we're on the way up, and I strike up a conversation. 'You guys the elevator crew?' 'Yep.' 'How's that going?' 'Eh, up and down.'
Ajar with plumb jamb!
Once upon a time, when I was a wee lad, still in Boy Scouts, I went on a camping trip to Montana with my troop. It was going to be a great time, enjoying the cool weather and scenic views of the evergreen forests. However, we did have one issue: Montana is pretty notorious for having lots of bears. We weren't scared though, since our park ranger guide told us that bears can be scared off by making lots of noise, like yelling or hitting sticks on trees. Anyway, me and one of my friends, we'll call him Frank, were out exploring in the woods. We were doing what we were told to scare off the bears, but we were still a little antsy.
After a while, we got hungry, so we decided to sit down and eat our packed lunch. We found a nice log to sit on and rest our feet, and we put down our packs and started to sit. But then, Frank let out the BIGGEST scream I've ever heard! Then, he took off running, fast as a cheetah. I thought, "Uh, oh! Frank must've seen a bear!", so I took off after him. Frank was running so fast, we must have run for miles at breakneck speed. Eventually, he started to tire, and as I got closer, I saw why Frank screamed and started running. He had sat on a bear trap, and it was stuck fast to his rear end! We had a good laugh about it, but the bear trap really did leave its mark.
It's been a long time since that happened, and Frank hasn't run in while, but I like to tell this story because it explains why Frank's only half-fast now.
(If you don't get the joke, say the last sentence out loud)
I came up with this just last night, and I am positive that the only person I know who would laugh is my dad:
"I used to be totally addicted to bacon. I mean, I would eat three packs a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Now I'm cured."
While packing after our family camp reunion, my father invites his sister, obviously my aunt, to come eat lunch with us at av restaurant on the way home.
Aunt: Oh no thanks! [husband] and I went to Wendy's on our way here!
Dad: oh nice!... How is she doing?
There was much Groaning.
my dad said: "my mom used to pack me a jam sandwich for lunch at school, she would take two pieces of bread and jam them together!"
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