A man in Yorkshire, England forgot about his appointment at the sperm bank.

When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, β€œEjaculate”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I was born a Yorkshire pudding

But I was made in the royal gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elliott268
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Yorkshire proofreaders.

Fighting the war on t'error!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I saw a dyslexic man from yorkshire the other day

He was wearing a catflap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What happens when a fat woman from Yorkshire sits on a bench?

She brexit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a1phanumeric
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Scary Horses

Sir Longbottom of Yorkshire, England has 20 horses in his stable. 9 are males and 11 are females. Why are them 11 females scary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swirling_stardust
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing

unfortunately, they have no Leeds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demon969
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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If a stripper has to work overtime are they t’workin’ late?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/melon_lawd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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You reckon so, Dad?

Whenever someone asks my dad's opinion he always tries to sneak in "I rectum sore" instead of "I reckon so" to see if anyone notices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrMasterBlaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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Courtesy of my Grandad

Have you heard about Yorkshire Police finding teenagers injecting ecstasy into just above their teeth?

It's called 'Ee-by-gum'.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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