Yorkshire Puns

A list of puns related to "Yorkshire"

I was born a Yorkshire pudding

But I was made in the royal gravy

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👤︎ u/Elliott268
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Yorkshire proofreaders.

Fighting the war on t'error!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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I saw a dyslexic man from yorkshire the other day

He was wearing a catflap

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👤︎ u/CubingWithAlex
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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What happens when a fat woman from Yorkshire sits on a bench?

She brexit.

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👤︎ u/a1phanumeric
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing

unfortunately, they have no Leeds

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👤︎ u/demon969
📅︎ May 17 2017
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If a stripper has to work overtime are they t’workin’ late?
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👤︎ u/melon_lawd
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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You reckon so, Dad?

Whenever someone asks my dad's opinion he always tries to sneak in "I rectum sore" instead of "I reckon so" to see if anyone notices.

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👤︎ u/DrMasterBlaster
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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Courtesy of my Grandad

Have you heard about Yorkshire Police finding teenagers injecting ecstasy into just above their teeth?

It's called 'Ee-by-gum'.

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👤︎ u/alysmaee
📅︎ Sep 02 2016
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