What angle should you approach a problem from?
The right angle. If thatβs not an option, then the try-angle.
P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. Iβm floored.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
In the midst of a quarrel, the acute angle says to the obtuse angle ...
Let's meet in the middle and we can both be right.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do u call an angle that was beaten up?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Snow Angles
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles
It was a protracted battle
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle
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︎ Dec 13 2020
How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?
All right all right all right
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
The would make a cute angle
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︎ Jul 27 2020
The would make a cute angle
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︎ Jul 27 2020
In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...
It was the right triangle.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Why couldnβt the angle get a loan?
Because itβs parents wouldnβt cosine
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︎ Apr 14 2020
No matter how hard I study farming and angles, Iβm doomed to be an amateur.
Iβll never be a protractor.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles
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︎ Apr 19 2020
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︎ Apr 25 2020
If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
I saw an acute angle today and thought
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︎ Jan 12 2020
What's the best angle to approach any problem?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Whatβs his angle?
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︎ May 31 2019
Complimentary angles
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︎ Aug 06 2019
I hate it when kids these days write βangleβ instead of βangel.β
They are just trying to be edgy.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
How do you know an angle is too drunk?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
3 angles don't make one right.
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︎ Jan 08 2019
I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom
It has given me a new perspective
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What do you call an adorable angle?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I am able to park my car at weird angles.
This ability is unparalleled
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.
Looks like I finally did something right.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?
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︎ Jul 31 2019
I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
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︎ Jun 20 2018
What do you call an angle that just got memed on?
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︎ Jun 01 2018
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Never argue with a 90 degree angle.
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︎ Jan 07 2018
What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?
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︎ Nov 09 2018
What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Why do Italians like sharp angles?
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︎ Nov 16 2017
Yesterday i asked my friend square how his angles are.
He said that theyβre all right.
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︎ Mar 26 2018
I hate it when kids write βangleβ instead of βangelβ.
Theyβre just trying to be edgy.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Why did the 90Β° angle get better grades than the other angles?
Because it's always right
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︎ Apr 07 2019
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