A list of puns related to "Right angle"
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
Either 3:00 or 9:00
A pro-tractor !!
It melts at 90 degrees.
Says, βfrom the right angle this looks great!β
The right angle. If thatβs not an option, then the try-angle.
P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. Iβm floored.
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasnβt greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
What do you call a number that canβt stay in one place? A Roaminβ numeral.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
Iβll do algebra, Iβll do trig. Iβll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
Why should you never talk to Pi? Because sheβll go on and on and on forever.
Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
Whatβs the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? Theyβd stop at nothing to avoid them.
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where itβs always 90 degrees.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
Why DID seven eat nine? Because youβre supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
I said, 'Sure.'
She sighed.
'I saw you and your ex studying Pythagoras' theorem in the library.'
'Oh, you did?' I asked.
She paused. 'So, how do you explain that?'
'Easily,' I replied. 'It's when the square on the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.'
He was working on angle measures, and had just been learning how to calculate measures for more complex quadrilaterals.
While doing his homework, I hear him from across the room groan and say quite loudly "Why can't they just be squares?!"
So I entered the room to see what was up. Deciding to be the dad I am, I said; "I take it everything's not all right?"
In regards to how to pursue a girl, a friend said, "I just don't know what angle to take." To which I replied: "A 90 degree. It's always right"
Me: "Dad can you help me with my geometry?"
Dad: "what kind of geometry?
Me: "Right triangles"
Dad: "Well I think you need to first get the right angle on your math."
Me: ...
One of too many.
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