What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?

You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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3 angles don't make one right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tttulio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?

Either 3:00 or 9:00

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kierkegaard_Soren
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?

A pro-tractor !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashlenick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?

It melts at 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanksYouEel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Contractor walks to the corner of a new project

Says, β€œfrom the right angle this looks great!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troutslayer12
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What angle should you approach a problem from?

The right angle. If that’s not an option, then the try-angle.

P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. I’m floored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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For math lovers and others to
  1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

  3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

  4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

  5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

  6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

  7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

  8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

  9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

  10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

  11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

  12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

  13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

  14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

  16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

  17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

  18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

  19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

  20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

  21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InvestWithArihant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.

Cuz it's the only right angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats-MEan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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'Wanna hear something dodgy?' asked my girlfriend with an air of uncertainty.

I said, 'Sure.'

She sighed.

'I saw you and your ex studying Pythagoras' theorem in the library.'

'Oh, you did?' I asked.

She paused. 'So, how do you explain that?'

'Easily,' I replied. 'It's when the square on the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My son was hvaing trouble with his math homework...

He was working on angle measures, and had just been learning how to calculate measures for more complex quadrilaterals.

While doing his homework, I hear him from across the room groan and say quite loudly "Why can't they just be squares?!"

So I entered the room to see what was up. Deciding to be the dad I am, I said; "I take it everything's not all right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheyren
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I'm making dad jokes, and I'm only 17...

In regards to how to pursue a girl, a friend said, "I just don't know what angle to take." To which I replied: "A 90 degree. It's always right"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vicepresidentjp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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Math Help from Dad

Me: "Dad can you help me with my geometry?"

Dad: "what kind of geometry?

Me: "Right triangles"

Dad: "Well I think you need to first get the right angle on your math."

Me: ...

One of too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreeCoin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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