What angle should you approach a problem from?

The right angle. If that’s not an option, then the try-angle.

P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. I’m floored.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
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Why couldn't the angle get a loan?

It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MomNDadBods
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In the midst of a quarrel, the acute angle says to the obtuse angle ...

Let's meet in the middle and we can both be right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bringdirt
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Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?

It's acute story...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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What do u call an angle that was beaten up?

A rectangle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/granolaa_15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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Snow Angles
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coddy93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles

It was a protracted battle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RatherBeSkiing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?

You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2021
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I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/owenthetechie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2020
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How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pxander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2020
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I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed β€œangle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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The would make a cute angle
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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The would make a cute angle
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...

It was the right triangle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...

It was acute triangle, I must admit!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

Because it’s parents wouldn’t cosine

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-pee-blood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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No matter how hard I study farming and angles, I’m doomed to be an amateur.

I’ll never be a protractor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2020
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I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikelb5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2020
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If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.

Cuz it's the only right angle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thats-MEan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2019
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I saw an acute angle today and thought

"Something isn't right"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/monsterlooster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2020
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What's the best angle to approach any problem?

The tryangle!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flowbombahh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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What’s his angle?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2019
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Complimentary angles
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frogGuardian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2019
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I hate it when kids these days write β€œangle” instead of β€œangel.”

They are just trying to be edgy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2019
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How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/martb03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2019
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3 angles don't make one right.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tttulio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2019
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I am able to park my car at weird angles.

This ability is unparalleled

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call an adorable angle?

Acute angle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigPoon23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?

Because it had sine-flu.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tiramisuafficionado
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2019
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I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.

Looks like I finally did something right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2019
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[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?

Either 3:00 or 9:00

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kierkegaard_Soren
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2019
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I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aec1383
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2018
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What do you call an angle that just got memed on?

A rektangle!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InquisitivePeabody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2018
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Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

It was over 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NonoGamez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2018
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Never argue with a 90 degree angle.

They’re always right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDugat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2018
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What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?

A pro-tractor !!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashlenick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2018
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What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?

It melts at 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThanksYouEel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2018
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Why do Italians like sharp angles?

Because they're acute

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jthamano
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2017
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Yesterday i asked my friend square how his angles are.

He said that they’re all right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_sloth_bear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2018
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I hate it when kids write β€œangle” instead of β€œangel”.

They’re just trying to be edgy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2018
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Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...

The β€œtry” angle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2019
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Why did the 90Β° angle get better grades than the other angles?

Because it's always right

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eagleknight23
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