Dad: "Are you cold son?" Son: "Yeah" Dad: "Well stand in the corner its 90 degrees"
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
They’re pointless.
Because sin 90 = cot 45.
The right angle. If that’s not an option, then the try-angle.
P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. I’m floored.
Today I told my father that I was cold. His response was to go stand in a corner. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why he said such.
His response:
Corners are 90 degrees!
I always appreciated subtle and "ohmygod," "did he really mean.." response enducing jokes from here.. now, my friend is getting discharged from Army after 3 years of service, and i would like to make a video for him. But i would like to crack some jokes on it too; but i cant seem to find an angle. Can y'all help a brother out?
My dad, my brothers, and I have been at our family farm (we don't live there) for the weekend of the 4th. Last night we were outside shooting off fireworks, as any real American does on the 4th. About 50 feet in front of the house is a 4 foot high fence. My dad discovered that one of the cracker launchers we had fit perfectly in the upper part to launch the crackers into the air at an angle. Always the cautious one of the bunch, I responded to his idea:
"I dunno dad, I'm on the fence about this one."
Naturally, my brothers congratulated me on how lame my jokes were and told me to go inside and make more hot dogs.
