I was having an argument and the other guy went off on a tangent

I said: Hey, man, whats your angle?!

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Why did the tangent not like the adjacent?

Because the tangent likes the opposite over the adjacent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
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Discussing history last night and I went off on a tangent about Nebbacanezzer

Sometimes I just babble on.

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I'd tell you a trigonometry joke, but I don't wanna get off-tangent.
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My friend went on a tangent about the superiority of colanders...

But honestly, I don't think it holds any water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimateInferno
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Philosoraptor going off on yet another tangent [stolen from r/AdviceAtheists]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RheingoldRiver
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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus

but graphing is where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
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When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.

Later, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

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If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45

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Life’s a beach
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What do you call two dudes who love math?

Algebros

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circles

An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill

A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikkarice
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This is definitely something my dad would say
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Life’s a beach
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My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".

Sorry for going on a tangent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
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If math was a religion...

...I think it would be pretty easy to sin.

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My son's Math Teacher called him average.

I think he's mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youworryaboutyou
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Not all Math puns are awful.

Just sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon

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Why is 1 = 0?

Cos 0 = 1

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Don't even get me started talking about trigonometry.

I always go off on a tangent.

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I never trust people with graph paper

It always seems like they're plotting something

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My friend got REALLY mad at me for punning, advice needed!

My best friend lives on the East Coast. I’m on the West. He often streams his games over Skype so I can hang out and watch. He was playing the Witcher 3, and fighting the water monster men. I said β€œThey just want to know the shape of you,” and he coincidentally died at that moment.

He got really, really mad. I always knew my puns annoyed him a little, but when I was sad, he’d tell dumb puns he’d google to cheer me up. But he just went into a tangent on how much puns annoy him and how he doesn’t get that I keep doing them over and over again every day whenever I talk with him. Trying to stop or cut back on puns would be pretty difficult and make me sad; I love witty wordplay and commentary, and bottling it up feels awful. But apparently it really, really annoys him.

What should I do?

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Why did you divide sine by tan?

Just cos

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I'd make a joke about trigonometry, but...

I keep going off on a tangent.

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My math teacher started telling a story in the middle of teaching us about trig functions

It was a pretty funny tangent, though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHaveSacks
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I suck at geometry because my high school teacher was awful.

She was always going off on tangents.

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People never listen to my triangle jokes

They always do a complete 180.

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My Son spilled some pudding on his geometry homework the other day

Son: "Damn it, I just finished this too."

Me: "I guess you could say the proof is in the pudding."

Groans

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Happy Pi Day, everybody! You know what I like to get in the mail on Pi Day?

Circulars.

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Quite the angle on Opposite Day

Tangent asked papa Cos if Sine could come to his Opposite Day party, Cos thought about it but in the end he replied with: β€œNo of Cosecant”

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sin/cos

Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button

Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--

Mom: What the fuck are you doing?

Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...

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A mathematically inclined dad joke

So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.

He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.

Well played dad. Well played.

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Got dad-joked in my graduate Histology class.

The professor was discussing anatomy of the gastrointestinal tract, specifically the mouth/neck.

"The esophagus is about 10-11 inches long. If it were 12 we'd call it a foot."

Then he went off on a tangent about his friend in college who could stick a hot dog all the way down his throat. School is weird.

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I meant to talk about oranges.

But, sometimes I go off on a tangent.

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Co-Worker is one of the kings of Dad Jokes. Delivered one of his best yesterday.

Both my co-worker and I are artists, we tend to spend our lunches talking about painting and classes.

Yesterday we got on the subject of Painting Elephant Galleries (it's a thing people!) when another co-worker appeared to get bored of our conversation and tried to change the subject;

His response was to quickly follow up her tangent with "Well, that's completely Irrelephant"

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Listening to someone talking about their math teacher...

"He's really good but he goes off on too many tangents."

Me: "I think tangents are pretty important to calculus, you know?"

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Went on a date with a friend who's a math major

Her: "Haha, I tend to go off on tangents"

Me: "I actually go off on secants myself..."

Her: audible groan and eye roll

Still went pretty well I'd say

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Teacher was for real?

In class, my teacher went off on a tangent and started to explain the history of film.

Teacher: there was a point when there was a job where some one would be cranking a machine for 20 minutes to display the film can.

Student: Wow, spinning a crank for 20 minutes?? Are you for reel?

Teacher: Oh yes it was a chore.....ohhhh (groans)

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Nerd-Dad Volley

I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.

Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>

Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.

Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.

Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)

Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.

Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.

Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.

Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.

Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.

Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.

My wife: Nerds.

Me: You married me.

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My dad pulled one on my mom after studying.

Her: Just try not to go off on a tangent when writing. Dad: Yeah, I agree, a sine or cosine would be much better!

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Maths Groan

Mum: Llamamessiah quote of the day "if maths was tangible I'd punch it in the face"

Dad: Maybe should've said tangental

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Dadjokes: The final frontier

My astronomy teacher tends to ramble, so when he goes off on a long tangent, I browse Reddit. I was looking at /r/dadjokes when he all of a sudden asked me a question about an article in our book. I was a bit dazed, but I snapped back to reality and answered his question. I guess that I had spaced out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riku2k12
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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

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