Son: So dad, shall I order you a suntan lotion?
Me: No son, get the dad tan lotion.
... it’s about to get ugly out there
Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!
Or is it just a pigment of my imagination
Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.
guess I got beigé-à-vu!
Then why does the sign say Walgreens?
I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.
She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.
My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."