32 Hilarious Tan Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

After getting back from the beach, my daughter said, “Hey, look! I’m tan from the sun!”

I shook her hand. “It’s very nice to meet you! I’m Dad from Earth.”

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👤︎ u/u-squanks

📅︎ May 17 2021

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My coworker asked me to judge their tan...

I gave it a tan out of tan.

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👤︎ u/tali3sin

📅︎ Feb 26 2021

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Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Just cos

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👤︎ u/TheSketchiest

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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So I decided to get a tan..

Son: So dad, shall I order you a suntan lotion?

Me: No son, get the dad tan lotion.

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👤︎ u/batmans_apprentice

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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“Tan” line

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👤︎ u/kkwong2003

📅︎ Apr 13 2019

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I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

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👤︎ u/The_Bored-biker

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...

... it’s about to get ugly out there

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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Tan line

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👤︎ u/CopperEagle472

📅︎ May 09 2019

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Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)

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👤︎ u/Is_This_L055

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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Saw a sign that said "TAN FREE TODAY!"

Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!

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👤︎ u/AlmostButNotQuit

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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Have a bad tan line on my arm

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👤︎ u/thewizbizman

📅︎ Jul 12 2018

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This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future

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👤︎ u/madhoe

📅︎ Oct 13 2013

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Fake tans are overrated [OC]

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👤︎ u/CluKInCok

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it “A Range Of Tans”

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👤︎ u/ElMichoacano

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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Why did you divide sine by tan?

Just cos

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 17 2018

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Knee-Appalling-Tan

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👤︎ u/dryeraser

📅︎ Jul 25 2017

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I think I got a pretty good tan this summer.

Or is it just a pigment of my imagination

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👤︎ u/jackthecricketer

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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Hey guys, look at my tan line:

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👤︎ u/Pixeltiger1999

📅︎ Dec 27 2013

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My dad pointed to a building and asked me the color of the wall. I said tan/beige. He said...

Then why does the sign say Walgreens?

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👤︎ u/sleepyinseattle95

📅︎ Mar 11 2018

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Why did the farmer return some of his tan farm animals?

Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.

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👤︎ u/DoctorMasochist

📅︎ Apr 29 2019

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My daughter just returned from a small island in Indonesia, bragging about her great tan...

She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.

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👤︎ u/jworkmusicofficial

📅︎ Dec 22 2017

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I felt a sense of familiarity when I got into my buddy's tan car but I've never ridden it before,

guess I got beigé-à-vu!

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👤︎ u/vampirecookie

📅︎ Mar 26 2019

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My ginger daughter said she wanted to get a tan

I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.

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👤︎ u/Naiphe

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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Am I tan?

My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."

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👤︎ u/danhap

📅︎ Mar 11 2015

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Roi Tans,