After getting back from the beach, my daughter said, β€œHey, look! I’m tan from the sun!”

I shook her hand. β€œIt’s very nice to meet you! I’m Dad from Earth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u-squanks
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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My coworker asked me to judge their tan...

I gave it a tan out of tan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Just cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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So I decided to get a tan..

Son: So dad, shall I order you a suntan lotion?

Me: No son, get the dad tan lotion.

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β€œTan” line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kkwong2003
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bored-biker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...

... it’s about to get ugly out there

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Tan line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CopperEagle472
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Is_This_L055
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Saw a sign that said "TAN FREE TODAY!"

Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostButNotQuit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Have a bad tan line on my arm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewizbizman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madhoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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Fake tans are overrated [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it β€œA Range Of Tans”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElMichoacano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Why did you divide sine by tan?

Just cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Knee-Appalling-Tan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dryeraser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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I think I got a pretty good tan this summer.

Or is it just a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackthecricketer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Hey guys, look at my tan line:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pixeltiger1999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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My dad pointed to a building and asked me the color of the wall. I said tan/beige. He said...

Then why does the sign say Walgreens?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepyinseattle95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Why did the farmer return some of his tan farm animals?

Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasochist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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My daughter just returned from a small island in Indonesia, bragging about her great tan...

She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.

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I felt a sense of familiarity when I got into my buddy's tan car but I've never ridden it before,

guess I got beigΓ©-Γ -vu!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vampirecookie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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My ginger daughter said she wanted to get a tan

I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Am I tan?

My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danhap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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Roi Tans,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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Why does Trump go to Mar-A-Lago so often, to get a better tan?

He needs a good tan to throw tantrumps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ynohpocac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Walking with a friend. He says I tan easily, I am part Indian, Eskimo in fact.

I-nu-it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnShaft
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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Mika Tan makes a funny twitter.com/Mika_Tan/stat…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumkopf604
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2013
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Nice watch tan dad.

Brother: Nice watch tan dad /s

Dad: Thanks son it required time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bababerands
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2015
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We asked our mechanics to spray one our panels tan. [x-post /r/Military
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McDaanalds
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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I'm getting a tan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why did I divide Sin by Tan

Just cos...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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