Why did sin and tan not go to the party?
Just cos
So I decided to get a tan..
Son: So dad, shall I order you a suntan lotion?
Me: No son, get the dad tan lotion.
I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.
Iβm neapoliTAN!
I'm getting a tan
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...
... itβs about to get ugly out there
Saw a sign that said "TAN FREE TODAY!"
Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!
Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it βA Range Of Tansβ
Why did you divide sine by tan?
Just cos
This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future
I think I got a pretty good tan this summer.
Or is it just a pigment of my imagination
Why did the farmer return some of his tan farm animals?
Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.
I felt a sense of familiarity when I got into my buddy's tan car but I've never ridden it before,
guess I got beigΓ©-Γ -vu!
My dad pointed to a building and asked me the color of the wall. I said tan/beige. He said...
Then why does the sign say Walgreens?
My daughter just returned from a small island in Indonesia, bragging about her great tan...
She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.
My ginger daughter said she wanted to get a tan
I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.
Hey guys, look at my tan line:
Am I tan?
My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."
Walking with a friend. He says I tan easily, I am part Indian, Eskimo in fact.
I-nu-it
Mika Tan makes a funny twitter.com/Mika_Tan/statβ¦
Nice watch tan dad.
Brother: Nice watch tan dad /s
Dad: Thanks son it required time.
We asked our mechanics to spray one our panels tan. [x-post /r/Military
Why did I divide Sin by Tan
Just cos...
