A list of puns related to "Angles"

Why couldn't the angle get a loan?

It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.

What do u call an angle that was beaten up?

A rectangle

Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?

It's acute story...

My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles

It was a protracted battle

What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?

You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.

I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.

The would make a cute angle

The would make a cute angle

In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...

It was the right triangle.

My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...

It was acute triangle, I must admit!

Why couldnβt the angle get a loan?

Because itβs parents wouldnβt cosine

No matter how hard I study farming and angles, Iβm doomed to be an amateur.

Iβll never be a protractor.

I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/β¦

If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.

Cuz it's the only right angle.

I saw an acute angle today and thought

"Something isn't right"

What's the best angle to approach any problem?

The tryangle!

Whatβs his angle?

Complimentary angles

I hate it when kids these days write βangleβ instead of βangel.β

They are just trying to be edgy.

How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

I am able to park my car at weird angles.

This ability is unparalleled

What do you call an adorable angle?

Acute angle

Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?

Because it had sine-flu.

I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.

Looks like I finally did something right.

[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?

Either 3:00 or 9:00

I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.

What do you call an angle that just got memed on?

A rektangle!

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

It was over 90 degrees

Never argue with a 90 degree angle.

Theyβre always right.

What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?

A pro-tractor !!

What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?

It melts at 90 degrees.

Why do Italians like sharp angles?

Because they're acute

Yesterday i asked my friend square how his angles are.

He said that theyβre all right.

What do you get when two angles get into a crash?

A Rectangle

Can my son tell me what one over the sine of an angle is called?

Cosecant.

I hate it when kids write βangleβ instead of βangelβ.

Theyβre just trying to be edgy.

Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...

The βtryβ angle.

Why did the 90Β° angle get better grades than the other angles?

Because it's always right

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