Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?
What do you call dental X-rays?
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?
I told my wife that our neighbour had died. ‘Who, Ray?’ she said.
I didn’t think her cheering was appropriate.
Never lie to an X-ray technician
they can see right through you
What’s at the center of a manta ray?
Her: No boo, I meant who and said your name. Ray: Why are you booing me?
A suspicious looking spacecraft landed on Earth to bring back to life ray-finned fish. But one spacecraft wasn't sufficient, so more arrived.
I think it was extra to restore eels
My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...
I’m ready to bring my injectable coronavirus cleansers and gamma-ray beds to market
This is going to make a killing
Why did Ray Charles buy custom shoes?
He wanted better soul support
Ray: "I just learned our neighbor died."
Karen: "Who, Ray?"
Ray: "I don't think it's appropriate to cheer right now."
I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.
I just find them disc-inserting.
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.
I wonder what she saw in him
Did you know that dogs can’t read x-ray’s and MRI’s?
I recently started dating an x-ray technician who’s way out of my league.
I still don’t know what she sees in me.
A doctor was looking at a patient's X-rays.
Doctor: This is exactly what I was afraid of.
Patient: What is it, doctor?
Doctor: Skeletons.
Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead
But she could see right through me.
My dog can’t do an x-ray,
It’s so unethical for a dog to be a doctor. Dogs can’t control machines like x-rays. But catscan.
Dogs can't read X-Rays amd MMR
I tried to lie to my radiologist, saying that this was my first time getting an x-ray.
Unfortunately, he saw right through me.
With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of." Gripping my chest, I rasped, "What?"
Eyes wide, he whispered, "Skeletons!"
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
In college I dated an X-ray tech who I met after a short hospital stay...
I wonder what she saw in me to this day...
What does Sting’s doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?
“Hmm, that’s intra-sting”
My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!
I told her to break a leg.
^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)
Billy Ray Cyborg, Domo Arigato Mr Roboto...
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...
What’s the core of a Manta Ray?
I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.
I just find them disc-inserting.
More Dogs can’t read an X-ray or MRI.
What do you call dental x-rays ?
Dogs can’t read an X-ray or an MRI.
What do you call dental x-rays?
You can't lie when getting an x-ray
They see right through you
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