What do you call a stingray who won’t stop farting?
A stink ray.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a stingray?
A sports car with a really big trunk
What's a stingray's favorite food?
Clam brûlée.
Never trust an Australian zookeeper.
There's always some kind of roos.
Wearing sunscreen?
Just got my co-worker with a doozy. They were out in the bay doing seagrass surveys when they came very close to stepping on a stingray. She was talking about the flashes of Steve Irwin's death going through her mind when I asked "you were wearing good sunscreen right?" "what?" she asked "sunscreen? Why?" "to protect you from harmful rays" I said with a smug look on my face.
She folded her arms and gave me a stern look. My boss and coworker could only shake their heads and laugh.
