Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.
They're always dropping the ball.
I put my root beer in a square glass
So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to “square up on the ball”
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
Why do they say, be there or be square?
Because you're not around
If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
Why are City Morgues always square?
It's because of all of the coroners.
What animal is shaped like a square ?
A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles
I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.
How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?
Because he said he had him cornered.
Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?
Because of his contra band...
What happens to a square when it watches porn
Square root? Or cube root?
What do you call 100 penguins in Trafalgar Square?
Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"
The other responded "Four shore!"
Dad: “Son, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.”
Son: “Wow really? Can I come too?”
Dad: “Four shore!”
This Square Earth I found at a book store.
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
Finally found the square root
What happens when you put a plant in a square?
It dies.
Why?
It loses its root
What do you call a square missing a side
What’s the square root of Orange Julius?
We don’t square roots here, we juice oranges. Get back to work!
Why is the circle more trustworthy than the square?
Because he doesn’t have an angle
I really wish I had made a pun about how we celebrate New Years Eve in Times Square.
I really dropped the ball on that one.
I used to work at a square tyre factory...
It was a real bumpy ride.
I put my root beer in a square glass
My girlfriend is like square root -100
A straight 10 but imaginary too
My girlfriend is the square root of - 100
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
If I poured root beer into a square glass,
I poured root beer into a square glass
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
If I pour root beer into a square glass
I pour my root beer into a square cup.
When people say "be there or be square"...
It's because if you're not there, you're not around.
Do you know why the say "be there or be square?"
Because you're not around.
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.
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