A list of puns related to "Square"

Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve

He certainly has plenty of experience

I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.

They're always dropping the ball.

I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to βsquare up on the ballβ

She replied βthe ball is round daddyβ (with a straight face) So I tell her βno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!β

She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says βIβM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!β Then throws it right back at me.

Proud dad moment.

What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?

Root-ing two-ting

Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

Why do they say, be there or be square?

Because you're not around

If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!

It's Spam.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.

I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer

Why are City Morgues always square?

It's because of all of the coroners.

A square-root

What animal is shaped like a square ?

A squarrel

A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles

He was cornered

I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.

It was unreal.

How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?

Because he said he had him cornered.

Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?

Because of his contra band...

Square root

What happens to a square when it watches porn

It becomes an erectangle

Square root? Or cube root?

What do you call 100 penguins in Trafalgar Square?

Lost, theyβre lost.

Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"

The other responded "Four shore!"

Dad: βSon, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.β

Son: βWow really? Can I come too?β

Dad: βFour shore!β

Be there or bean square

This Square Earth I found at a book store.

The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...

So I shouted βIβ

What happens when you put a plant in a square?

It dies.

Why?

**It loses its root**

What do you call a square missing a side

An incomplete meal

Whatβs the square root of Orange Julius?

We donβt square roots here, we juice oranges. Get back to work!

Why is the circle more trustworthy than the square?

Because he doesnβt have an angle

I really wish I had made a pun about how we celebrate New Years Eve in Times Square.

I really dropped the ball on that one.

I used to work at a square tyre factory...

It was a real bumpy ride.

I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

My girlfriend is like square root -100

A straight 10 but imaginary too

My girlfriend is the square root of - 100

She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

If I pour root beer into a square glass

Is it just regular beer?

I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

When people say "be there or be square"...

It's because if you're not there, you're not around.

Do you know why the say "be there or be square?"

Because you're not around.

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.

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