I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
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︎ May 25 2021
My girlfriend is a square root of -100
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What is the square root of a cat?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Square root (credit to u/fatfatlama)
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you call a horny square?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
In a world where people with superpowers make up 1% of the world population, people with two make up 1% of that 1%. These people born with two superhuman abilities are called squares.
Squares are raised to a second power.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Square root
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︎ Feb 26 2021
You should only use one square of toilet paper when you use the bathroom.
Thatβs all it takes to get it out from under your fingernails
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What do you call 100 penguins in Trafalgar Square?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Physicists are playing hide and seek in the afterlife. It's Einstein turn to seek. He counts to 100, turns around and notices Newton in a 1m*1m square. Hah, Newton, I found you!
See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!
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︎ Feb 26 2021
So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to βsquare up on the ballβ
She replied βthe ball is round daddyβ (with a straight face) So I tell her βno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!β
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says βIβM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!β Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.
They're always dropping the ball.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I put my root beer in a square glass
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
A square-root
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︎ May 11 2020
Why are City Morgues always square?
It's because of all of the coroners.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What animal is shaped like a square ?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
A pun-net punnet square
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Square root? Or cube root?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?
Because he said he had him cornered.
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︎ May 25 2020
Square root
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︎ Apr 19 2020
A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"
The other responded "Four shore!"
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︎ May 01 2020
Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?
Because of his contra band...
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Finally found the square root
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︎ Dec 28 2017
Be there or bean square
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What happens to a square when it watches porn
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︎ Aug 04 2020
This Square Earth I found at a book store.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Dad: βSon, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.β
Son: βWow really? Can I come too?β
Dad: βFour shore!β
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81
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︎ May 22 2021
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What do you call a horny square ?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I put my root beer in a square glass
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why do they say, be there or be square?
Because you're not around
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︎ Nov 21 2020
If I poured root beer into a square glass,
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︎ Mar 29 2020
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My girlfriend is the square root of - 100
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My girlfriend is like square root -100
A straight 10 but imaginary too
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I poured root beer into a square glass
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I pour my root beer into a square cup.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
What do you call 100 penguins in Trafalgar Square?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
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