Konichihuahua
Konichihuahua
I spent a good portion of my youth rolling my eyes at my father's jokes. But deep down, I loved 'em. I have a great Dad. But I'm not really the best at saying "I love you". I was reading /r/dadjokes recently and I had an idea. I should turn my Dad's favorite joke into a t-shirt. Then, on Father's Day, I could video chat with him while I wear the shirt.
I think he would love the shit out of that, you know? Like, maybe he will think "Wow, my son gets it. He actually likes my humor!"
Then I thought, I could turn a bunch of these jokes into shirts. So I did. You can see them here:
http://www.funnyshirts.org/s/dadjokes
And then I thought, man, if I could get more people to do nothing else on Father's Day but to embrace their Dad's sense of humor... that would be pretty cool. It would make a lot of Dads happy.
So I wrote the Dad Joke Manifesto:
http://dadjokemanifesto.tumblr.com/themanifesto
You don't have to use t-shirts. Just make a good joke. Employ puns. Think about your Dad's style, his favorite joke, and embrace it.
If you can dig it, then join the movement. Send me your favorite Dad Jokes. Join us on:
If nothing else, follow along for some good dad jokes.
Sup dog
Instantly turns you into a ninja when you walk into it
'Sup Brow?
Iβll be charging one sup per bowl
Sup-rice
'Sup, tract?
Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-
Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-
Me: Let's watch Supphomi!
Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."
Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!
Sup homie
So I never really had a father figure nor Have I ever met my dad but this was something a friend said to me that definitely would be a dad joke. Happened on LoL
Friend: Hey
Me: Sup
Friend: Nm, want to play a couple games?
Me: Uh, Give me like 20-30 minutes got to run up to the store.
Friend: Alright, you can walk though.
Me: -_- Thanks Dad!
Situation: I'm working night shift for a few weeks and one of the supervisors on day shift walks up to me to say...
Sup - "Hi! How's it going?
Me - "It's fine. I'm actually enjoying it."
Sup - "What's the biggest difference do you think?"
Me - "It's dark."
Sup - "Ha. That's funny."
My dad responds with "Sup with you if you're paying"
Every time...
