That motorcycle has super funny decals.

It was a Yamahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakinBacon64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a hair that's super funny??

Hairlarious..

I am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, β€œThat’s Superman…”

β€œThanks, man, ” he replied, β€œI’ve been practising it a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I heard Alex Trebeck's job is in Jeopardy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2016
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[Help!] I'm asking this girl to prom and I need help with the sign.

She's super good at basketball and signed to Alabama earlier this year. I was trying to think of something funny, and usually I'm pretty good at that sorta thing, but Alabama just doesn't work too well. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_munch_butts_AMA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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My grandpa's finest moment

I'm out to dinner with my family and my grandpa starts sniffling a bit. So he pulls out one of his super old patterned handkerchiefs and says "my nose keeps running". He then quickly grabs his nose, handkerchief in hand and yells "got it!" super loud in the restaurant were at. While he's laughing at his own joke he goes "that's funny right there" and keeps laughing and partially retelling the joke.

I'm proud to be his grandson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spawn1234100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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Grandma goes to Cold Stone

Took my precious grandparents to Cold Stone for a late night snack. After waiting line, trying many samples and finally ordering and getting our ice cream, my grandma goes to pay. After some searching, she hands the cashier her rewards card and continues to search for her money. After a little more fumbling, she looks up to see the cashier with a funny look on her face and tells my grandma she can't use that card. My grandma is confused and asks, "why, is it expired?" To which the young girl responds, "no, it's just that we're not Ohmaha Steaks."

My grandma is super embarrassed and my grandpa turns to me and says, "it seems your grandma has a case of cardszheimers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pennyrae
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