Funny Supermarket Puns

My girlfriend and I were looking at fruit in the supermarket, and while I wasn't looking, she said: "oh look, they have pears"

Me: "pears of what?" ;)

Her: "You think you're so funny"

He. He. He.

We're walking down a supermarket isle looking for Spaghetti:

Her: "We need Spaghetti, have we missed it?"

Me: "I think... We just pasta it!"

Her: "Not funny at all" she says as I'm chuckling away at my own joke.

My wife and I were at the supermarket, when she looks at the list and announces "Oh, we need some juice concentrate."

I of course respond instantly by staring intently in the distance and stop walking.

She walks a few paces then looks at me confused. "Why did you stop walking?"

"You said we need concentrate."

"I know but..." then there's a long pause as she finally gets the joke. She responds by glaring at me and slapping the crap out of my shoulder.

Baby thought it was funny at least.