Grilled Cheese Sandwich Puns

A list of puns related to "Grilled Cheese Sandwich"

What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?

Out of the frying pan and into the friar.

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👤︎ u/allymeow
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.

It's a just-in-quesadilla.

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👤︎ u/MantisGuy
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?

I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."

Note: this really happened.

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👤︎ u/LemonAdeAid
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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While making grilled cheese sandwiches...

Dad: "Hey my grill is really hot. My grill keeps me warm. My grill is smokin! She's my number one grill."

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👤︎ u/the_golden_prairies
📅︎ Dec 14 2013
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Made myself a pun sandwich
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👤︎ u/uno_moss
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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Dadjoked a cashier

I was out with some friends, we were grabbing some food at a local coffee shop. Their prices were fucking sweet, like three bucks for a sandwich. Anyway, I placed by order:

-$4.50 for a grilled cheese (heavenly)

-$3.00 for a small shake

-$0.60 tax

The cashier nods and says, "Thank you, that'll be $8.10"

I replied, "It's about to be ea-ten"

I'm pretty sure they spit in my food...

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👤︎ u/LukeNukem99
📅︎ May 16 2014
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The cheesiest

Me: I'm hungry can you make me a sandwich?

Dad: Here, let me make you a grilled cheese.

(proceeds to open fridge, and take out the cheese)

Dad: GOD DAMNIT CHEESE,YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHIN. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME WORK DONE TODAY. KEEP THIS UP AND YOU WONT BE HERE NEXT MONDAY...

I never got a sandwich.

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👤︎ u/TheCleanupBatter
📅︎ Apr 29 2014
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