Have you heard they’re cleaning pigs with ham sanitizer?
Doc told me he has good news and bad news for me. Bad news is my organs are shutting down from my eating only pepperoni, ham & salami.
I just had some cured ham.
I can't help but wonder what it had that needed cured.
I used to think I was a ham, but saw a psychologist.
My cat got sick, so I had to give it some pills. To make my life easier, I wrapped it up in ham.
When it couldn’t run away I could jam the pills in no problem.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
What should we be eating on Easter instead of Ham?
If you see an email with ground pork and processed ham in the subject line, don’t open it...
I just opened a package from my dad which contained canned ham.
He told me it was his first attempt at spam mail.
I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.
So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.
You know what's best with ham?
That’s a nice ham you got there.
It’d be a shame if someone put an S in front of it and an E behind it.
Where is the cheapest place to buy ham?
How do you make a cured ham?
Well first you find a pig with the sniffles...
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f
Have you heard about all the sick hams?
Don’t worry, they are cured now.
I walked into the kitchen to help my wife prepare dinner and exclaimed, "That’s a nice ham you’ve got there honey! It’d really be a shame if someone..."
"...put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end!"
What do you call ham that feels better?
For Easter I plan on smoking a ham.
Anyone know where I can find rolling papers big enough to fit one?
2 bananas shopping in Walmart; first banana says ‘I dare you to shoplift that ham’
Second banana says ‘no way, I’m not doing that!’
First banana says ‘why? You yellow?’
If you get an email about canned ham contaminated with COVID-19...
I stopped by the deli to have my typical ham on white or wheat but they were out of both!
My plan for lunch went a-rye.
All my friends think I’m weird for constantly eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.
But hey, that’s Hawaii roll.
I ordered a meatball and got a hot ham and swiss instead.
All you need to take down the ham-burglar
Dad: *looks at ham*
Also dad: That's a nice ham you got there. Would be a shame if someone put an "e" behind it, and put an "s" infront of it.
Why'd they get John Mulaney to play Spider Ham? Because He's a comic!
Where can you buy cheese and ham in India?
A Ham Sandwich Walks into a Bar..
Strolls up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'
Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'
Edit;
Sorry that this is causing so much controversy in Dad joke world. My Dad literally told me this joke and it totally is a 'Dad joke' in my eyes!
Edit 2
Just want to say some of these comments have had me in bits! Keep them coming Dads! #DadPower
My friend was very excited that he passed his ham radio exam first try...
A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
That’s a nice ham you have there
It would be a shame if someone put an “S” in front of it and an “E” at the end of it.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says " sorry, we don't serve food here!"
A Ham Sandwich walks into a bar.
It walks up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'
Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here
As my wife was preparing dinner, I said to her, "That’s a nice ham you’ve got there."
"It’d be a shame if someone put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end."
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."
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