..but the sausages were wurst.
The invitation said BYO meat.
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
If you have ever put together a new BBQ, you know how bad the instructions can be. Yesterday, my wife and I struggled through the horrible task. When we finally figured out the last complicated step, I exclaimed “Yes! Now we’re cooking with gas.”
She actually smiled at that one, which is rare when I make Dad jokes.
A Tatooweenie.
The steaks have never been higher.
Mesquite skeet
“Brats are the wurst.”
I made a mistake. I made him a steak.
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn
They are propane.
You could eat your dinner off it!
It was a quick meating.
The steaks are too high. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!
The attack made headlines.
Seoul Food
Seems like a big missed-steak
That’s when I knew it was Thyme.
They always cook low and slow.
It's your one way chicken to midnight.
They just smoke weed.
Son: "Dad? Can you make me a burger?"
Dad: "Sure! (waives tongs like a magic wand) POOF! You're a burger!"
(Dad laughing hysterically. Son rolls eyes)
I guess it blew up in their face.
I didnt want to make a misteak
Though it was good at its job, it was fired anyway.
They're called Mesquite-O's.. and its got a little bit of a bite to it.
...I'll show myself out.
The steaks have never been higher.
I said, “No thanks. I already took one this afternoon.”
Son goes to get drink out of the ice chest
Son: Look dad, there’s a hot dog in here! Me: No, that’s a chilly dog.
I work in Dadmin
Because they're a wok in the park
We're all sitting around the table as we scoop and tong all the things we want to eat. My brother-in-law is grabbing some pasta salad when my dad lays down this gem.
Dad: Hey Tim, can you pass-da-salad?
Tim: Yeah, sure. Oh god...
My dad and I proceed to laugh for about 5 minutes as the rest of the family sit their shaking their heads.
I told him that he's stuffed.
Bf's dad: Did you know that every can of beans only has two hundred and thirty nine beans?
Me: Oh really?
Bf's dad: Yeah, if there were one more they'd be too farty.
...Didn't even see that one comin'.
"Hot meat grills in your area"
...so now I'm a naan smoker.
So we're having a BBQ at the park, grilling hot dogs and stuff and my brother brought potato salad for everyone, but only brought one plastic fork.
His wife asks if she can share it with him, and he says; "Nope, I am going to burn it as soon as I use it so there's no favoritism."
I say to him; "Why burn it? Why not just throw it out in the street?"
"Huh? Why would I do that?" he says.
"Because bro, that's how you get the fork in the road."
Groans and laughter were had by all. I was extremely proud of myself.
'i met this horse doctor once, how a horse became a doctor I don't know'
