Why was the man at the barbecue so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.

I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Love barbecue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oakvard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, β€œI like it well done.”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Otyugh (Garbage Monster) barbecue parties are always bad....

Every BBQ is a dumpsterfire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue

They just rib it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCray8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My friend was going to barbecue baby backs but fell in the way to the grill...

He broke his ribs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I burned my steak at my barbecue party today...

It was a big misteak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viktor-D
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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My wife asked if I wanted to eat some of the chicken on the barbecue.

I told her that a chair would probably suffice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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A newly enlisted recruit was in basic training, being yelled at by a former barbecue chef.

He was their Grill Sergeant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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At the dinner party I served sausages and burgers to the children on the barbecue.

"Why don't you guys use chairs like everyone else?" I asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Why do the Rock’s neighbors like when he barbecues?

They smell what the Rock is cookin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoptartPunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Dad joked at a barbecue

We had just finished barbecuing, and my sister accidentally dropped her hot dog on the floor. My parent's dog instantly pounced on it and scarfed it down in one bite.

My grandpa then turned to me with the biggest shit-eating grin:

"It's a dog-eat-dog world."

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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My dad invites me to a weekend barbecue; I tell him I've got deadlines

His response: If the lines are dead, why the hell are you still tending them πŸ€£πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJNana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I invited my sister and her boyfriend over for a barbecue...

She said "Great, Ollie and I will be there around four."

"Who's Ollie?" I said, "I thought you were dating Herb."

She said "I used to love Herb, but it's Oliver now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyOatey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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The pitmaster was so happy to sell his barbecue restaurant.

He could finally quit smoking for good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What do you call an actress that accidentally leaned on a barbecue?

Audrey Hipburn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I burnt my fingers on the barbecue.

Next time I won't cook them for so long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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How do nymphomaniacs like their barbecue ribs?

Bonin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanOfLight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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A father and a son are having a barbecue

When out of nowhere the father hands the son a burger. The father says β€œIt’s a Bison burger!” And never returned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ANTI-BURN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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What do you call an ape that likes to barbecue?

Grill-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_iz_smrt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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My friend bet me $100,000 I couldn't barbecue on a plane

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChiNoAme00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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Did you hear about the starving man at the barbecue?

He ate his hot dog with relish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Been telling my son all day, this is almost perfect barbecue weather.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoPity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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My brother was talking about what it would be like adding cannabis to our family barbecue.

The steaks are high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/addamaha
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitbutter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Barbecue with dad, what could go wrong?

"Gotta make sure the chickens not pink or you'll be shitting your guts out later. Whoa that lamb's done nice and red on the inside"

"dad why dont we cook the lamb all the way through like the chicken, won't we get sick?"

"well mate, chicken just happens to be fowl"

:(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foteye
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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Why didn't the gambler go to his stoner friend's barbecue?

The steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronnyjohnsonssink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, β€œI like it well done!”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot to me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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