He met the grill of his dreams
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
I said, βThanks. That means a lot.β
Every BBQ is a dumpsterfire!
They just rib it.
He broke his ribs.
It was a big misteak
I told her that a chair would probably suffice
He was their Grill Sergeant.
"Why don't you guys use chairs like everyone else?" I asked.
They smell what the Rock is cookin.
We had just finished barbecuing, and my sister accidentally dropped her hot dog on the floor. My parent's dog instantly pounced on it and scarfed it down in one bite.
My grandpa then turned to me with the biggest shit-eating grin:
"It's a dog-eat-dog world."
His response: If the lines are dead, why the hell are you still tending them π€£π
She said "Great, Ollie and I will be there around four."
"Who's Ollie?" I said, "I thought you were dating Herb."
She said "I used to love Herb, but it's Oliver now."
He could finally quit smoking for good.
Audrey Hipburn.
Next time I won't cook them for so long.
Bonin'.
When out of nowhere the father hands the son a burger. The father says βItβs a Bison burger!β And never returned
Grill-a
The steaks have never been higher
He ate his hot dog with relish.
The steaks are high
Rib it...duh!
"Gotta make sure the chickens not pink or you'll be shitting your guts out later. Whoa that lamb's done nice and red on the inside"
"dad why dont we cook the lamb all the way through like the chicken, won't we get sick?"
"well mate, chicken just happens to be fowl"
:(
The steaks were too high
I said, βThanks. That means a lot to me.β
