Saw a billboard for "Still Smoking BBQ"

"So it's never ready huh"

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📅︎ Feb 21 2015
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My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.

He is now high on my list of priorities.

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We were barbequeing for dinner.

My dad and i picked up some charcoal and some pear wood to smoke on the BBQ with. in the car my dad suggested that we should get a partridge for dinner. i asked him why. he said "so we can smoke a partridge with a pear tree." i audibly groaned and didn't talk to him for the rest of the car ride home.

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