He said it was a mis-steak.
It was battered.
Apparently, that medium is rare, but itβs the steak of the art.
They were so delicious, not having one would have been a missed steak...
A filet mid-yawn
A filet minion
Filet minion.
The steaks are very high
"Give me roast beef, boys, and filet of sole. I also want lox on a Kaiser roll. That's all, today."
Chick filet
filet minion
She was busy slicing the watermelon when I mentioned a YouTube video I had seen recently that talks about how you can grill it.
She asked about it and I told her how they basically cooked it like a steak.
"I guess that would make it filet MELON."
Her face got immediately red and she shook her head trying not to laugh.
A black Angus flamin' yawn (filet mignon)
I was visibly tired and struggling to even get through the menu when I asked for his suggestion.
Waiter: "Might I suggest the Filet Migyawn"
I returned with an immediate fist bump and thanked him for his masterpiece.
He ordered a small filet and when the waitress brought it by he held out his hands and asked her to just drop it a couple inches. That way he could say he caught his lunch.
I recently joined a CSF - a community supported fishery. Once a week, I'll pick up a filet of freshly-caught salmon, a bag of shellfish, or other such delights from the Pacific Ocean and bring it home to my darling wife and children to much joy (or anguish, depending on who you're asking.)
You get to choose your pick-up spot, and I chose a location close to my office, so I could swing by on the way home; it's a nautical-themed bar, appropriate for such a business transaction. "Go to the bartender and ask for the fish", say the instructions; so I did, and he handed me the catch of the day. Gleaming white filets, glorious they were. Then I met a friend of mine, and after chatting for a little while, I went home.
"Jack," says my wife, "what took you so long? You should have been home an hour ago!"
"Sorry," I said. "I stopped by the bar, just for the halibut."
me: i"m heading out to buy puff pastry and filet to make beef wellington
mom: you need a lot more ingredients than that
dad: no, you only need two ingredients: beef and wellington
Me(to dad): "So how was your disgusting shoe table breakfast this morning?"
Dad: "Fine. But I think it was too early for filet of sole."
- ba dumb tss*
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Dad: They'll have 3 hot dogs and waters, and I'll have the filet mignon
