A list of puns related to "Entrees"
That all of his lamps have been stolen!
Waiter: Sir, may I interest you in any dessert? Dad: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
It was a Belchin Waffle
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
An entree-preneur
This just happened.
Daughter: I like this new boy DeAntrΓ©!
Mom: I can use DeantrΓ© in a sentence....
Would you like a drink with De-antrΓ©?
Foods great but.... not much of an atmosphere
An Entree-preneur.
The guy asks the waiter "Excuse me, is this gluten free?"
The waiter responds "Well it's complimentary as long as you order an entree"
When I was waiting tables in a French bistro, I had a gentleman order the duck confit appetizer, followed by the roast duck entree.
As I cleared his dinner, he said, "Now you can bring me my third duck course."
I said, "I'm afraid I haven't got a duck dessert, Sir."
He said, "No, no - the bill!"
Entree-manure.
Mom: I don't know Son: an entree-peneur
Mom: Get out of here
Server: Would you like the soup or salad with your entree?
Dad: I don't want the super salad, I want the REGULAR one! (Proceeds to guffaw heartily until the server rolls his/her eyes and walks away)
He ordered a chicken breast entree. The waitress said, "Ok, and you get two sides with that."
And he said, "I already have two sides, see? Left side. Right side."
So my dad runs a small business and each year he takes the staff and their spouses out for a fancy dinner to thank them for all their hard work.
So the husband of one of his employees orders the tilapia, a fish entree. The waiter brings it over to him and the first thing my dad does is yell across the table, "Nice catch!"
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