A man entrees his home and is delighted to see...

That all of his lamps have been stolen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robercharlesvl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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After entrees at the restaurant

Waiter: Sir, may I interest you in any dessert? Dad: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcurtiss_1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.

It was a Belchin Waffle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawall12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?

An entree-preneur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBossMan007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Daughter's new crush

This just happened.

Daughter: I like this new boy DeAntrΓ©!

Mom: I can use DeantrΓ© in a sentence....

Would you like a drink with De-antrΓ©?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackprice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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You heard about the restaurant on the moon, right?

Foods great but.... not much of an atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopPuff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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What do you call a person who owns a restaurant?

An Entree-preneur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TumblingFox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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A couple sits down at a restaurant and the waiter brings them a basket of bread

The guy asks the waiter "Excuse me, is this gluten free?"

The waiter responds "Well it's complimentary as long as you order an entree"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irlingStarcher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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DUCK!

When I was waiting tables in a French bistro, I had a gentleman order the duck confit appetizer, followed by the roast duck entree.

As I cleared his dinner, he said, "Now you can bring me my third duck course."

I said, "I'm afraid I haven't got a duck dessert, Sir."

He said, "No, no - the bill!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasp449
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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What do you call a business man's crappy dinner?

Entree-manure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gogetenks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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Son: what do you call a chef who makes lot of money?

Mom: I don't know Son: an entree-peneur

Mom: Get out of here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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Every time we go to an Italian Restaurant..

Server: Would you like the soup or salad with your entree?

Dad: I don't want the super salad, I want the REGULAR one! (Proceeds to guffaw heartily until the server rolls his/her eyes and walks away)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/king-fisher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2013
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So my dad took me to dinner yesterday . . . (true story)

He ordered a chicken breast entree. The waitress said, "Ok, and you get two sides with that."

And he said, "I already have two sides, see? Left side. Right side."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MooingIntensifies
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
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My Dad's Comedic Genius is Displayed at a Business Dinner

So my dad runs a small business and each year he takes the staff and their spouses out for a fancy dinner to thank them for all their hard work.

So the husband of one of his employees orders the tilapia, a fish entree. The waiter brings it over to him and the first thing my dad does is yell across the table, "Nice catch!"

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