The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!
He said it was a mis-steak.
Last Valentine's, I took my girlfriend to a steakhouse and ordered 2 Filet Mignons for myself.
They were so delicious, not having one would have been a missed steak...
Hitler goes to a French restaurant
The waiter says, "Our special this evening is filet mignon served with au jus." Hitler says, "I'll try the steak, but I'd prefer to eat alone."
What do you call a bored cow in hell?
A black Angus flamin' yawn (filet mignon)
Every time WE would go out to a fancy restaurant
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Dad: They'll have 3 hot dogs and waters, and I'll have the filet mignon
