The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!

He said it was a mis-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Filet mignon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/minkcoat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Last Valentine's, I took my girlfriend to a steakhouse and ordered 2 Filet Mignons for myself.

They were so delicious, not having one would have been a missed steak...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalGilSolid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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Hitler goes to a French restaurant

The waiter says, "Our special this evening is filet mignon served with au jus." Hitler says, "I'll try the steak, but I'd prefer to eat alone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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What do you call a bored cow in hell?

A black Angus flamin' yawn (filet mignon)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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Every time WE would go out to a fancy restaurant

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Dad: They'll have 3 hot dogs and waters, and I'll have the filet mignon

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