A list of puns related to "Bacon Grease"
I made cornbread tonight and used bacon grease to grease the pan. When I flipped the pan onto a plate and it came out clean, I said "thank you, lard"
Me: ouch!
Wife: did you get hit with bacon grease?
Me: yeah. Right in the eyelid.
Wife: Good thing it didn't actually go in your eye
Me: yeah, I never would've looked at bacon the same way again
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