Boiling Puns

A list of puns related to "Boiling"

What did the boiling water say to the chef?

When I am gone, I will be mist!

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👤︎ u/jeepjeep1016
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It I'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

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👤︎ u/caramio621
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
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👤︎ u/decentname99
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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👤︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why, when I heat some water, I am boiling it. But when my wife heats some water...

She isn't girling it?

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👤︎ u/ConstableBrew
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?

He made himself a laughing stock

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👤︎ u/asiers
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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R.I.P. Boiling water...

...you will be mist.

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👤︎ u/Badd_Bobb
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...

She wants me to simmer down!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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R.I.P boiling water...
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👤︎ u/Dirt_T
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Rest in peace boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/meltedpickless
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.

My mate reckons I have selfie steam issues

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I live in genuine terror of boiling an egg and cracking it open to find a dead, boiled chick inside

No yolk

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👤︎ u/AnnoyingChef
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.

Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.

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👤︎ u/ImNotABean
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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My boyfriend asked me why I like showering in boiling hot water

I told him a snack tastes better cooked.

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👤︎ u/AsAGayGuy
📅︎ Oct 21 2018
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What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...

I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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While the Tea Pot was Boiling

GF: "The tea pot sounds so angry."

Me: "Nah, its just letting off some steam."

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👤︎ u/LegitimateAlex
📅︎ Jan 09 2016
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/fLuid-
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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I was boiling water

“What are you doing?”

“Making Holy Water”

“How does boiling it do that?”

“I am boiling the hell out of it”

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👤︎ u/Snyperboi2007
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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R.I.P Boiling water,

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/Dovahkiin6380
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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R.I.P. Boiling Water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/jackenos13
📅︎ May 29 2019
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What did the egg say to the boiling water???

I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!!!

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👤︎ u/GoodSquirrelGoneBad
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/commander_obvious_
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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RIP boiling water...

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/alfrodobaggins
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/JWtheMermaid
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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RIP Boiling water.

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/cryptozoophagist
📅︎ May 20 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Goodbye boiling water,

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/yaboi79
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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So long boiling water, you will be mist
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👤︎ u/bri-dood
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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RIP Boiling water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/doowards
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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RIP, boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/electric_leper
📅︎ May 17 2019
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/Tachankers
📅︎ Oct 02 2017
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R.I.P. boiling water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/TwistedTarzan
📅︎ May 07 2019
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pod
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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R.I.P Boiling Water...

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/jorourke35
📅︎ May 22 2017
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RIP boiling water....

you will be mist.

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👤︎ u/Dingyfeathers
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It’ll be a minute before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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👤︎ u/TheRaizinBran
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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RIP Boiling water

You will me mist!

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👤︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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R.I.P boiling water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/GokuOSRS
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/arghnard
📅︎ Mar 16 2015
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/Loosley23
📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a minute to get hard, I got laid just this morning

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👤︎ u/VictoRealVirus
📅︎ Jun 24 2016
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What happens when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole ?

You get hot cross bunnies!

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👤︎ u/OwenAdamMarshall
📅︎ Aug 16 2018
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