Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
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Why, when I heat some water, I am boiling it. But when my wife heats some water...

She isn't girling it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableBrew
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?

He made himself a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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R.I.P. Boiling water...

...you will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badd_Bobb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...

She wants me to simmer down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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R.I.P boiling water...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Rest in peace boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.

My mate reckons I have selfie steam issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What did the egg say to the boiling water???

I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I live in genuine terror of boiling an egg and cracking it open to find a dead, boiled chick inside

No yolk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnoyingChef
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My boyfriend asked me why I like showering in boiling hot water

I told him a snack tastes better cooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsAGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.

Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotABean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It’ll be a minute before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRaizinBran
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...

I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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While the Tea Pot was Boiling

GF: "The tea pot sounds so angry."

Me: "Nah, its just letting off some steam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegitimateAlex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2016
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What happens when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole ?

You get hot cross bunnies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenAdamMarshall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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R.I.P. Boiling Water reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamedChaos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I was boiling water

β€œWhat are you doing?”

β€œMaking Holy Water”

β€œHow does boiling it do that?”

β€œI am boiling the hell out of it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snyperboi2007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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R.I.P Boiling water,

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dovahkiin6380
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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R.I.P. Boiling Water

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackenos13
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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RIP boiling water...

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrodobaggins
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JWtheMermaid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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RIP Boiling water.

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Goodbye boiling water,

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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So long boiling water, you will be mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bri-dood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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RIP Boiling water

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doowards
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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RIP, boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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R.I.P. boiling water

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwistedTarzan
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dieksville
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tachankers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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RIP boiling water....

you will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dingyfeathers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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R.I.P Boiling Water...

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorourke35
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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RIP Boiling water

You will me mist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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R.I.P boiling water

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GokuOSRS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arghnard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2015
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RIP boiling water

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loosley23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a minute to get hard, I got laid just this morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoRealVirus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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RIP boiling water...

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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