My wife rang me at the pub and said, βIf youβre not home in 10 minutes, Iβm giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.β I was home in 5 minutes.
Iβd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
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French fries arenβt cooked in France
Theyβre cooked in greece
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︎ Dec 03 2020
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Did you know that the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ May 15 2020
A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.
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My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
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How do monsters like their chicken cooked?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
How would you like your steak cooked?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Selling bread that isnβt fully cooked
Is a half baked idea that really took off.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries werenβt actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....
I have shellfish steamed issues.
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︎ May 17 2020
I cooked for a friend at my BBQ, and forgot he was a vegetarian.
I made a mistake. I made him a steak.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I was talking to my dad yesterday about all the meats my husband has cooked in the smoker
My dad: I tried to smoke a chicken once, but it wouldn't light.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, βI like it well done.β
I said, βThanks. That means a lot.β
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I've got an idea for a Morrocan restaurant. It's gonna serve traditional food but cooked in non traditional, anti-authoritarian ways....
...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasnβt cooked in France?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...
I say they were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
The first French fries weren't cooked in France
They were cooked in grease
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︎ Sep 08 2020
The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ May 26 2020
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
:)
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Did you know the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
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︎ Apr 19 2019
Where we french fries first cooked
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Why arenβt French fries cooked in France?
Because they were cooked in Greece
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︎ May 27 2020
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Did you know that french fries arenβt actually cooked in France?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
My wife asked me for some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Did you know the first French fry wasnβt cooked in France?
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︎ Feb 04 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Did you know the first French fry wasnβt cooked in France?
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︎ Jun 24 2019
French fries aren't cooked in France
They are cooked in Greece
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︎ May 23 2020
Where were French fries first cooked?
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︎ May 18 2020
How do metal workers like their steak cooked?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Did you know that the first French fries were not cooked in France.
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Most people think that the first French fries were cooked in France.
They were really cooked in Grease
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Mar 11 2018
Where were the first French fries cooked in?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Did you know the first French fries werenβt actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Did you know the first French fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ May 16 2018
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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