What do you call an Arby's cook who leaves to work for McDonald's?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Just found out lesbians actually cook.
I thought they just ate out..
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︎ Dec 04 2020
How do you cook a dramatic steak?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What does Pac-Man like to cook with?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
How long does it take to cook naan bread?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
How do you cook a bear?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What do you cook fries with?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why Did The Cook Want to Become a Writer?
Because he wanted to flip the script!
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why don't cannibals cook their food?
They prefer raw men.
(ramen).
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︎ Nov 05 2020
How did they know that Blackbeard's cook was Italian?
Because his only spice was AAARRgano.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
One of my friends asked "what's the best way to cook an alligator?"
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︎ Sep 20 2020
My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...
She made a right hash of it.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
How does Fozzy the Bear cook his food?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I cook my food by myself, wash my dishes by myself, and tidy my house myself.
One can say that I am 'self-maid'
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︎ Nov 08 2020
All my crabs were pissed at me after I told them I must cook and eat them...
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Whenever I cook, I'm always left with excess herbs.
Guess I just have great Thyme management.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, Itβs really a game changer.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
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︎ Oct 28 2020
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I applied for a job as a short order cook...
...but I didnβt get the job. They said I was too tall.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
When your mom said βGet you a man that can cookβ...
She didnβt mean crack or meth, Karen.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a class that teaches how to cook and eat people?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I need to cook faster.
Iβm running out of thyme
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What kind of oven doesn't cook food evenly?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I am such an amazing cook...
even the smoke alarm cheers me on!
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︎ Jun 17 2020
How do astronauts cook their meals?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Someone asked me why I use lots of spices whenever I cook
So I said thyme is of the essence
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What do you call a woman who loves to cook up trouble?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why wouldn't the Army cook ever serve cake, ice cream or pies?
He was afraid of being charged with dessert-tion.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
The farmer decided to cook the meanest cow he had
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What did Tim Cook call his camera?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal
Then I realised, ainβt anybody got thyme for that.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What does a cook from Nothern England say when he leaves?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I thought my nephew couldn't cook fish.
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︎ May 06 2020
Why canβt you cook wood on the stove?
Because itβs a non-stick pan...
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︎ May 08 2020
My friend Robert was going on and on about how great it is to cook food on a stick.
So I just said, βK, Bob.β
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︎ May 19 2020
What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?
A high steaks poker tournament
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︎ May 02 2020
What do you say to a noisy cook?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What does an alligator cook in?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?
Because they prefer raw men.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What's the best way to cook alligator?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.
So i took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
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︎ Apr 29 2020
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