47 Hilarious Big Cook, Little Cook Puns

T-Bone Tricks! Fry up some chopped bacon for the baked tater. Pepper and Worcestershire your steak. Drain out most of the bacon grease, reheat and cook steak. Remember to let the Maillard reaction happen first, flip. Be sure to give the one you love the BIG side of steak and you take the little one! reddit.com/gallery/s5bprm

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👤︎ u/Gourmetanniemack

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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And this was a kids show on the bbc called little cook big cook v.redd.it/cg25uypgl3381

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👤︎ u/kyleberridge

📅︎ Dec 02 2021

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My eggplant from Hungry Harvest has a little pee pee!!!! Not really surprised the big grocery store didn't want it! What can I cook with that part??? reddit.com/gallery/ple1pu

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👤︎ u/PandZiedmic

📅︎ Sep 10 2021

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POV: Big Cook and Little Cook asking Ainsley if they're allowed to come back to the surface world and see their family for the first time since they disappeared in 2006

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👤︎ u/Ominous-Ainsley

📅︎ Jul 15 2021

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My little brother has his own cast iron frying pan. Every weekend he cooks himself 2 sausages and a cheesy omelet. reddit.com/gallery/rrc7pv

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👤︎ u/chefboyardoug

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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Was anyone else thinking about 'Big Cook Little Cook' throughout this whole stream reddit.com/gallery/mg6gab

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👤︎ u/MasterTac

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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Starting today, a 16 year old must show photo ID to eat a Big Mac at McDonalds in Cook County (Chicago)

That applies to all restaurants, gyms etc.

Oh and if a 5 year old wants a Happy Meal, she must show her vax papers too.

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👤︎ u/Joedude12345

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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Been in a little depressive funk so cooking has been joyless....motivated myself to cook a really spicy sausage ragu last night and it was good and easy to make!

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👤︎ u/BushyEyes

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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it's your mom I got some great news I'm pregnant you're going to have a baby brother or sister and you're gonna be a big brother which means your going to help me raise the baby that means your gonna have to cook your own tendies change your diapers it's gonna be fun

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👤︎ u/chadosaurus99

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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Pie crust question: I know some of the butter is too big, but why do even the little pieces sit in the dough like that? When it cooks they make holes or if I made a lattice they’d just fall out of the dough. How do I work them in more without overworking? It’s a butter & shortening recipe.

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👤︎ u/A1ways85

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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Welp….this wasn’t my best week. Down to my last $50 I can play with. Can someone cook me up a big boy parlay? $1500+ potential winnings

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👤︎ u/Desperate_Bonus4127

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Update Post! Big thanks to everyone that gave me ideas for my cozy kitchen. I finally feel like I can breathe in there. I still have a couple things to do but I’m already so happy with it. Time to cook! reddit.com/gallery/s5f8sm

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👤︎ u/cat_bus_

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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[KimberIEY A. Martin] Kwesi Adofo-Mensah ISN'T *just* an✌🏾analytics guy✌🏾 ...In CLE, he (and Glenn Cook) are viewed by GM Andrew Berry as asst GMs. Kwesi A-M has scouting + contract management experience and helps AB w/ all big decisions. The dude *knows* football. #Vikings twitter.com/bykimberleya/…

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👤︎ u/DaFuxxDick

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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would my solar-grill project work? how big should it be to cook a pizza?

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👤︎ u/il_forestiero

📅︎ Jan 26 2022

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I’ve never made a big chuck roast like this (3.92lbs) but couldn’t pass up $4.99/lb. How should I cook this?

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👤︎ u/Bigbackjay

📅︎ Jan 04 2022

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So in the middle of a cook, I heard a noise and when I looked, the back left of my top was several inches raised. Anyone ever have this happen? After it cooled, it leveled most of the way back, but now it rocks a little bit. reddit.com/gallery/s5svmf

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👤︎ u/BlunderingNinja

📅︎ Jan 17 2022

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In spring, summer, and fall I make a little extra extra of some dishes to meal prep for winter, when depression often makes it very hard to cook/eat. Just reorganized my freezer and this is what I’ve built up since spring! It’s a little small because I lived in another country the past 6 months.

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👤︎ u/fiorafauna

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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Anyone who enjoys Big Macs is just too lazy to cook reddit.com/r/PublicFreako…

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👤︎ u/tookurjobs

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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Little quick cook up. v.redd.it/zo7xpc9dj9e81

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👤︎ u/Schnoz-Hoover

📅︎ Jan 27 2022

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What do you need when you have to cook something big, quickly?

A macrowave

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👤︎ u/tomato1210

📅︎ Oct 22 2021

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A little embarrassed to ask this… but how do I learn to cook?

I’m a little embarrassed to ask this because I can’t believe I have gotten to the grand ole age of 21 and still don’t know… but how do I learn how to cook?

A little background; I’m a university student with two part time jobs. I don’t have a lot of time to pour into being a culinary god, but I’ve always wanted to be able to enjoy cooking- the type of person that can make some food and listen to music and have fun with it. But I’m a disaster in the kitchen. Actually probably more than a disaster- I’ve bought god knows how many cookbooks and printed out so many recipes I’ve lost count. I’ve tried meal prepping, anything. Nothing seems to come out right.

My main takeaway from my cooking experience so far: I could follow the recipe exactly and still manage to have something that isn’t fit for human consumption.

I want to learn this year, I really do. But how do I start? Is there any good tips or tricks to it or do some people just have the knack and others don’t? Any help would be really appreciated, I’m super lost

EDIT (as this is getting more replies than I ever thought it would): thank you for all your wonderful replies. I’m trying to get back to them all individually as I think it’s amazing you’ve all tried to help in such a genuine way, but I have a uni deadline tomorrow so it might not be immediately. I just wanted to say THANK YOU <3 to every one of you regardless. Truly.

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👤︎ u/CheriiBerries

📅︎ Jan 04 2022

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Feeling like spring in the Wasatch. Hit this little line too early, shoulda let the sun cook it a little v.redd.it/vpskhltmayb81

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👤︎ u/traveling-gaijin

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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My Cook NZ, Oil on Canvas, Me, 2018 - born and raised in little NZ, missing home but enjoying where I am, this is my artwork which actually looks like artwork, and not a photo 👍

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👤︎ u/Damos-Paintings

📅︎ Jan 17 2022

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My two-year-old 'tiel finally presented us with undeniable evidence of her gender, so today we had a little cook-off. Chicken eggs vs coturnix quail eggs (also home grown), and birb eggs.

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👤︎ u/KayleesKitchen

📅︎ Jan 24 2022

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A little glimpse inside the oven. This is where I cook at Bruce wine bar, Thornbury Ontario. I average about 90 pies a night.

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👤︎ u/kreestoph

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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Came across this in my daughter's book. She can cook and she can clean and she can take care of the little ones! 🎶 In the most delicious way!

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👤︎ u/ShoelessJodi

📅︎ Jan 19 2022

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Just deglazing before throwing in crock pot. Learning to cook just a little bit better is so rewarding.

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👤︎ u/is_it_on

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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Fundies are so big on “domesticating” their daughters. But they cannot cook at all. Look at this Fish Anna baked on 19KAC. Looks like a toddler made it.

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👤︎ u/Professional-Soft-44

📅︎ Dec 12 2021

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Allow us to cook soup in a big cauldron as shown in the Cooking icon

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👤︎ u/Rynide

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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Any idea what’s the issue with this pork roast? The skin/fat didn’t seem to fully render and it’s a little tough on the break. Did i cook it too cold or overcook it? Any advice on what i can do to prevent this happening again? I’ve done this to it a couple times and i don’t know what went wrong. v.redd.it/aimnocyo20481

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👤︎ u/DANDYDORF

📅︎ Dec 06 2021

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Give yourself something to look forward to? Every Sunday rest from the dumbbells, cook a big steak and watch dumb bigfoot shows. Having a goal on the calendar makes bearing the pain palatable? Having nowhere to be was my greatest frustration so I set aside certain days for certain activities.

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👤︎ u/OldAssNerdWyoming

📅︎ Jan 24 2022

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My little dude, Bonzai, watching me cook

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👤︎ u/OverallPython

📅︎ Nov 22 2021

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finally made the broccoli in garlic sauce, steamed it too little and had to cook it in the sauce, so I couldn't preserve the bright green, still good enough.

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👤︎ u/ohjasry

📅︎ Jan 24 2022

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How to cook big ass Naan using a wok v.redd.it/32c6dl26tdu71

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👤︎ u/Crottison

📅︎ Oct 19 2021

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2021 NFL trade deadline: Allen Robinson, Brandin Cooks, Fletcher Cox among 19 big names who could be shopped cbssports.com/nfl/news/20…

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👤︎ u/Azurebluenomad

📅︎ Oct 08 2021

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First big cook reddit.com/gallery/s8pfgr

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👤︎ u/ilovemyCatbeast

📅︎ Jan 20 2022

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What to cook with several big bags filled with Walnuts?

I got several huge bags fill of walnuts from a family who are friends with my family and I don’t know what to use them for. I have used one half bag of walnuts for baklava, but I am on a strict diet no sweet desserts and I want to use a lot in as few recipes as possible, they take up so much space in the freezer. Any ideas are welcome!

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👤︎ u/giantflyingspiders

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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Is grease a big problem as a cook and getting burns ?

I've pretty much been accepted into the job so I'm just wondering should I wear long sleeves and gloves or what?, I don't want grease burns damaging my skin

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👤︎ u/DARKSOULS103

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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NFL trade deadline (Nov 2nd): Allen Robinson, Cooks, Mack, Hurst, Foles among big names in 10 deals that should happen this season (CBS) cbssports.com/nfl/news/20…

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👤︎ u/Jd20001

📅︎ Oct 28 2021

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BCB Crusader Mk II with FireDragon gel fuel. I'm going to try different types of fuel with this handy little cook system. reddit.com/gallery/rxtoc1

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👤︎ u/AVeryImportantMan

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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First cook on new Big Joe III