A yolk-tale :D
Imagine-nation.
This is what I got him for Christmas this year:
http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg
It’s all Maple leaf
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
Mary was giving Joseph the silent treatment for not booking a room in advance (this came from my dad 🤣🤣)
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".
Ask Quarantine Tarantino.
Same cast, but they're all trapped in a house.
Directed by Quarantino
I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
It’s just the facts
A ski-fi
Oh, right. Satires.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
I work in a library.
Hey all!
I need help thinking of a punny title to a fictional grocery store. Any thoughts?
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
it'd be. fan-fiction
It's about time.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
A LIE-brary
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
or
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
Pulp Non-Fiction.
Pulp fiction.
I said, “That’s ...... a novel idea.”
http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg
"Its based on a true story, right?"
I still laugh every time though, and use it myself sometimes.
I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.
“One could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,” he said. “Just because one could say it doesn't mean it’s relevant.”
She laughed. “You’re incorrigible.” “Really? I thought I was in T’Telir. When did we move?”
Cruci-Fiction
But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.
A while ago, my daughter told me she was into fan fiction. I told her I used to be as well, but I changed to air conditioner fiction... because it was cooler.
She was not amused.
I have now created a subreddit called r/AirConditionerFiction
If you have the time and the desire, drop by and leave a short work of fiction regarding air conditioning. If this is successful, I will give my daughter a link and wait to see her facial expression. I will also prepare for being put in a less-then-stellar retirement home.
That was some real Pulp Fiction
A man decides to see if he can teach his horse to read. He starts with fiction and finds that the horse actually enjoys it. He then works his way through non-fiction, suspense and fantasy, all with favorable results. However, when he tries philosophy the horse rears and kicks and destroys the stable, proving once and for all...
Never put Descartes before the horse.
