This is one sweet pun
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Whatβs the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Iβd say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..
But I donβt want to sugar coat it.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a sweet gun?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What does a vampire bite if he wants something sweet?
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I recently found out my wiener doesnβt work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since itβs pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.
I replied, Perhaps mourning would...
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...
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︎ Oct 16 2020
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Sweet Home Alabama
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What did the bagel say when someone asked it if it was sweet?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
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Sweet memories
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︎ May 01 2020
too sweet. not apple-tizing
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I met a homeless person who smelled really sweet.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Sheep shouldn't eat sweets
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︎ Jul 19 2020
As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My wife wanted me to start sweet talking to her everyday
I told her i can't because I'm diabetic
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Something sweet I found in Texas
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My grocery store had a great deal on baked sweets today
Itβs really been a great cake day
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︎ May 17 2020
What do you call a sweet person with a negative outlook?
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The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.
From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What's it called when an alligator drinks a hot sweet beverage?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I bought a sweet potato and named it after myself.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I only eat sweets at night
Because I love dark chocolate
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Such a sweet song
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Unless sweet is your thing.
If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?
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︎ May 03 2020
What two letters make up a sugary sweet?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
What did the bald man exclaim when he had recieved a comb for a present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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︎ May 16 2020
Why can't sweet Jimmy play downstairs?
He needs to use the stairway to havefun
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︎ Jun 01 2020
she's my sweet potato
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︎ Sep 08 2018
Are you the guy who stole all the sweet potatoes?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on
Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"
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︎ May 10 2020
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What did the bagel say when someone asked it if it was sweet?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
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︎ Feb 28 2019
I am a sweet potato
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