This is one sweet pun
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A few sweet puns. Candy keep them rolling? instagram.com/p/BMKnZKbD0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sketti11
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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Columbus_Explorer
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What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?

Reali-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to dis-a-brie?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..

But I don’t want to sugar coat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectorPK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a sweet gun?

Dessert Eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Staters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.

Because it's For a Yam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What does a vampire bite if he wants something sweet?

A necktarine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hevlerius73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.

I replied, Perhaps mourning would...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...

He has treat smarts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Sweet Home Alabama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnacksAttacked
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What did the bagel say when someone asked it if it was sweet?

I donut think so.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlobalDesi17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well

Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bicatlantis7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Sweet memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahim16
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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too sweet. not apple-tizing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oniongoddess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I met a homeless person who smelled really sweet.

He was a cinnamon bum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to diss a brie?

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Sheep shouldn't eat sweets

They get diableates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...

They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.

Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My wife wanted me to start sweet talking to her everyday

I told her i can't because I'm diabetic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Something sweet I found in Texas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoTheAngryToe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around

I can never get enough brownie points

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transhuman_Future
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My grocery store had a great deal on baked sweets today

It’s really been a great cake day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wakes09
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What do you call a sweet person with a negative outlook?

A pepsimist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevb75
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.

From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's it called when an alligator drinks a hot sweet beverage?

Croccy milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theosinc930
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I bought a sweet potato and named it after myself.

It was my yam, me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beyond_hate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I only eat sweets at night

Because I love dark chocolate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emeril32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Such a sweet song
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Unless sweet is your thing.

If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinStrict
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What two letters make up a sugary sweet?

c and y

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Parting is such sweet sorrow.

What did the bald man exclaim when he had recieved a comb for a present?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Why can't sweet Jimmy play downstairs?

He needs to use the stairway to havefun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/busy-idiot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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she's my sweet potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolflambert
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I am a sweet potato

Therefore I yam

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Are you the guy who stole all the sweet potatoes?

I YAM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on

Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oupablo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...

So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashscar14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What did the bagel say when someone asked it if it was sweet?

I donut think so.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlobalDesi17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?

Reali-tea....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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