Told my wife I really liked her new pineapple scented candle

https://imgur.com/tlHbF9O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vult92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I'm really enjoying this line of scented bathroom candles Keanu Reeves is selling

I'm a fan of John Wicks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmechan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I'm burning a gold-scented candle.

It has a very rich aroma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubosKube
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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My Buddhist friend just gave me a β€œNirvana” scented candle.

It smells like Teen Spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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This Christmas, Gucci sold all out of their $800 scented candles...

Some people have too many dollars and not enough scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knightysays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Using a coconut scented shampoo makes me nervous...

...because it feels like there's a BOUNTY on my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asifbaig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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I smelled a balsam and cedar scented candle...

It made me pine for the woods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TayoftheDead
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2013
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My Father was really thankful for the scented candles I got him.

Turns out he really appreciates the scent of mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siethron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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Just a few scents
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I thought parfumes were useless but they do make scents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ernieko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweet_nut_nectar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Here's my 2 scents on the puns page.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaths17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Nice perfumeance!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells β€œyou smelt my armour!”

The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: β€œYes, and what a lovely scent it had.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why do they sell candles with lids?

It makes no scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloradocorey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?

At the olfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Never use tap water as a perfume.

It doesn't make any scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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If you could predict what scents you will smell in the future...

...you would be Nose-tradamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninety-five95
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Cologne that doesn't have a smell makes no scents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DickStrong
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What scent did Jesus wear?

The Axe of the Apostles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrottenjr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I want to create a cologne that is the scent of Mars.

I’m calling it: Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassyBones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Elon Musk should make a new scent called Elon's Musk
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I only like two deodorants, Sure and Right Guard

Feel free to disagree, that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toby-carvery-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What would you call a familiar scent?

It’s nose-talgic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabredrako
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.

Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuhoBuhoGris
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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My wife just bought a $98 unscented candle.

It makes no scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wadude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I just don't get people who wear deodorant.

I can't understand their Axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeviAEthan512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How do you get a bloodhound of your scent?

You throw away your change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLU_INC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like maple syrup. I wondered aloud if they scent it.

Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coot_Friday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Makes Scents...

My girlfriend was seasoning the soup

I asked, "What spice is that?"

She replied "Sage".

"Sounds wise".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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There's a great documentary on tv tonight about perfume.

It's on Chanel No 5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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When pennywise isn't a perfumer

"IT doesn't make scents"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/separated_fox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now I have this weird Axe scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kindlegarten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I'm thinking of starting a candle making company.

My family doesn't think it's a good idea, but I keep assuring them it makes scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
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