Need candy puns for a short film!
Basically, the short is about a gingerbread man who is addicted to sugar. He goes to a Sugarholics Anonymous meeting and there are motivational posters on the wall:
Donut Give Up!
Yes You Candy!
... Looking for more ideas, and figured you guys are the people to ask. Donut let me down!
How does a candy bar laugh
A boy is shoving candy into his face when his mom yells at him to stop.
"Don't eat so much candy all at once!"
"Why?" the boy replied.
"If you eat too much candy, you're stomach will get bigger, and bigger, and it will eventually explode!"
The boy is shocked by this image an immediately stops eating candy. The next day, the boy and mom go to church together, and the boy sits down next to a very visibly pregnant woman. The boy looks at her stomach, then up to her face, and says, "I know what you've been doing."
As a kid I could walk into a store with a dollar and come out with 2 candy bars and a bag of chips
And now they have cameras.
What’s every road-worker’s favorite candy?
At my grandma’s funeral there was a bowl of her favorite candy on the table.
I had to stop a candy thief today.
He was getting back to his old Twix.
I own a pristine collection of candy canes...
they're all in mint condition!
Who DOESN'T enjoy a little eye candy on a Wednesday afternoon?
Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.
He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”
I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...
I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...
Today I learned the Easter candy workers went on strike in 2016...
They chanted “No justice, no Peeps!” on the picket line
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Now and later candies are changing thier name.
It offends those who have already done it.
A Fun Fact About Candy Cane Shrimp [OC]
I ate all my toddlers candy.
I was told not to eat the candy in court...
What’s a girl’s favorite candy bar?
What's the best ride in Candy Land?
I don’t like candy bars anymore
They always Snicker at me
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
The second time Hansel and Gretel found a house made of cookies and candy, they sent someone else in to test-nibble it first.
This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy.
What kind of candy is neve on time ?
Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy?
Why couldn't Gavin resist eating the candy?
My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...
I gave my wife a nickname and it's "Candy"
What candy tells the truth?
What do you call a candy which doesn't like to be with others?
Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.
What is Vladimer Putin's favourite candy?
My son ate too much Easter candy one year, and threw it all up making loud wailing sounds as he did so.
I didn't want to hear another Peep out of him.
I am going to decorate my next christmas tree with miniature tnt sticks instead of candy canes
Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...
I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.
*pulls candy bar out of thin air*
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
I knew a guy who collected candy canes.
They were all in mint condition
Why was the German boy sad when sister ran away with his 3-Musketeers Candy Bar ??
Because he was Far-from-nougat!
While I was buying some candy the other day, I told the employees a joke.
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite candy?
What candy alone is indispensable?
What do you call a clever yet contemptible Brit who makes chocolate and candy in a super-secret factory?
Two people fell in love as they were sharing Gems candy. What do you call their relationship?
Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
I need candy puns
Please give me puns I can quickly shout while walking through the hallway and chucking candy after screaming the pun. Preferably candy you would get on Halloween. Thank you for helping me out.
You are Musketeers of my heart.
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i hate myself
I knew a guy who collected candy canes...
They were all in mint condition
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