Taffy Puns

A list of puns related to "Taffy"

Classic Laffy Taffy puns
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👤︎ u/BigOleFerret
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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Taffy are you ok, are you ok Taffy
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👤︎ u/ZeonPeonTree
📅︎ Mar 29 2017
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I'm beginning to think most of the jokes here come from Laffy Taffy wrappers.

Chew on that!

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👤︎ u/Eliza_Swain
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels

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👤︎ u/Something_Syck
📅︎ May 30 2015
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because that's the scenter.

Thanks Laffy taffy for the terrible joke.

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👤︎ u/Missa_doodikins
📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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My worst (best?) dadjoke ever

I was eating lunch at work one day and someone brought in some Laffy Taffy. Before I could even think about what I was saying, I blurted out "I like most kinds of taffy, but Laffy Taffy always tastes kind of funny to me"

I got 3 blank stares and one person who groaned.

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👤︎ u/Needmorecowbe11
📅︎ Dec 12 2013
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What did the Momma Broom say to the Baby Broom? (X-post from /r/denizens)

Time to go to SWEEP! Little Taffy #1 (Greyson) Dadjoking the stream 3/18/2015

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👤︎ u/lXxKleinxXl
📅︎ Mar 19 2015
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