I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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My wife asked, "What's wrong honey?" I sighed, "I’m just not having much luck with jobs lately."

"I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn’t suited to be a tailor, the muffler factory was just exhausting, couldn’t cut it as barber, didn’t have the patience to be a doctor, didn’t fit in the shoe factory, pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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I told my wife β€œHoney, there’s a chip in our new bowls!” She was not as impressed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kekesupreme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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No, not up myself honey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awildnyx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"

"Yeah…" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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My wife asked, β€œHoney, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”

It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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A wife says to her husband: "Honey, I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving."

The husband replys: "Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won't be starving."

(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresidentalPanda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."

"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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You can catch flies using honey

But you’ll catch more honeys being fly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyPirate1432
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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Where does Austin Powers get his honey?

"Oh Bee-hive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelkamote
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, "I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing." She giggled and said...

"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElTamagotchi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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"Honey, I'm three weeks late"

"HI THREE WEEKS LATE I'M DAD"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moronicuniform
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.

Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world."

Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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I walked into the kitchen to help my wife prepare dinner and exclaimed, "That’s a nice ham you’ve got there honey! It’d really be a shame if someone..."

"...put an β€˜s’ at the front and an β€˜e’ at the end!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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How is honey like the Boy Scout motto?

They're both bee-prepared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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Honey, I’ve got something to tell you and for once I’m not full of crap

I just took a giant dump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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When you're kissin with your honey, and your nose starts getting runny, you may think it's funny

But it's snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Restless_Hippie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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My wife is teaching my little ones (3/1) about bugs so they wrote β€œAnt” in honey on a piece of paper to attract them and set it out on the deck. She was sad When we went out to check later that day, only one was there.

You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vtfb79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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"Hey honey did you hear they came out with a male birth control cream?"

It's being marketed as Son-block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Wife: Honey! The cops are outside!

Cop: Hey uh sir, did you know your dog is chasing kids on bicycles outside?

Dad: Im sorry, well actually I've never trained my dog to ride a bicycle my son probably trained him. Well done kid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOTB03
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What did Austin Powers say when he suddenly remembered where bees put their honey?

β€œOh! Bee hive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memphishayes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Wife: honey, I’m pregnant. We’re going to have our first kid.

Husband, with tears of joy going down his face:

Hi I’m pregnant. We’re going to have our first kid, I’m dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlad464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.

No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridik_ulass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies

Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarialord9013
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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My wife screamed "Honey! Have you listened to one word I've said?!?"

I though, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.

Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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So regular bees make honey, but what type of bees make milk?

Boo-bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToniofhouseStark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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How does Winnie the Pooh eat his honey?

With his bear hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheeMainEvent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I have some questions about your honey wine...

...and I want them answered immeadiately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzmore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Her: Honey, should we buy some vegetables for tonight?

Me: Yes, lettuce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasmyn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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"Honey, you aren't fat...

... you're just more than i've ever wanted."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxx103
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What kind of Bees produce milk instead of honey?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murlockerLOL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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My dad on the phone: "Honey, are you hungry?"

"Okay then, eat something before I pick you up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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You can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drippinsteezsam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What do you call the spirits of honey bees?

Boo-bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Me: Honey, I'm terrified of vowels. Wife: Ummm, why?

Me: Only sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatTave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I have some questions about your honey.

I would like them answered ibeediately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urGaee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair?

Wife: Michael, I’m over here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Wife: Honey I want to have another kid...

Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy

W: I guess I’m leaving you then.

H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!

W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plscanunot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Me: "Honey, have you seen my sweater"?

Wife: "I think you left it in the cardigan".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyhottub
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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This morning at breakfast... Me: do you want this with honey? Son: No, I want it without honey

Me: What's "Outhoney"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? 🐝🍯

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomestredditor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Honey, get the ax.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARandom-Penguin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A man suspected his wife was hard of hearing so he decided to do an experiment. The man snuck up behind his wife and said, β€œHoney, can you hear me?” No response. He went a little closer and said a little louder, β€œHoney, can you hear me?” Still no response. So he went right beside her ear, yelling,

β€œHoney, can you hear me!?” She turned around and shouted, β€œFor the third time, yes I can hear you!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gho5ly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Honey, you got a big storm coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cigarette-Butt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Why are there broken condoms on the couch, honey?

Stop calling your kids that.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Honey, that’s great
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πŸ‘€︎ u/THEhellSEEKER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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The animated flick about honey collecting insects from 2007 wasn't a blockbuster...

... because it was a Bee movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kahooki
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I lost the blueprints to my honey farm

Unfortunately i didnt have a plan bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silent_kill2748
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Honey make sure you remember to get bread from the shop

Don't baguette

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now?

Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.

Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Wife: Honey where is our son Noah?

Me: (holding Noah) I have Noah dear!

Wife: Oh my God where is he! We have to find him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarrigo77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I got a perfect score in my honey making exam.

All Bs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conan-doodle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."

"Some parts are missing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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β€œThanks honey, work went well today..”

No pun intended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Honey, our relationship can't go on if you just close yourself into a shell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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"Hey honey, I'm pregnant."

"Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!"

"No you're not."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgy_Omni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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If you ain't punny, you can't be my honey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabioInMyBed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotSwen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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So this morning my wife told me 'Honey you're not completely useless....'

'You can always serve as a bad example!!'

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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It's amazing that cops don't raise honey bees on the side.

They're experts at sting operations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

You have the biggest penis out of all your friends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gatimelo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisatlake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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A couple mornings ago my 2 year old daughter took off her PJs so I asked β€œhoney, aren’t you chilly?”

She responded: ”I no chiwwy, I Madison.”

I almost died choking on pancake. I don’t think I’ve fully recovered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shenkspine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Mom: Honey do you mind if I wear your wife-beater?

Dad: Sure. Knock yourself out!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I noticed my son's dress shoes were unlaced and dragging on the ground as we were leaving church on Sunday. My wife spoke up and said, "now honey, he's probably just stylin'"

I replied, "More like he'll be trippin' the way I see it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackrabbits1im
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I just couldn't bee-lieve Honey never expires
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oneguy4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Goodnight Honey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/threegifts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?

Boobees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Wife: Honey, I'm late.

Husband: Hello, late! I'm gonna be a dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuntingIvy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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My wife asked me, β€œHoney, do you think our kids are spoiled?”

I said, β€œNo, I think most kids smell that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Why are honey farmer conventions so popular?

Because of the freebees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_game_will
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What member of the bee family makes the best Honey?

The Bee’s Niece

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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The other day I saw a honey dweller in my garden.

I just could not let her bee.

Hive I done right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sariuscrast
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Hoo hoo hoo honey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drryanfeelgood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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What's the difference between honey and fructose?

Honeybees and Applebees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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A friend suggested trying a local honey for my allergies. So I did that.

Now my wife wants a divorce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vogon_lyricist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Him: Honey I'm going to take you somewhere today for a date.

Her:Woah! But where?? Him:The graveyard. Her:I think we should break up you're so...... Him:Are you kidding me??? People die to go there !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengtingfamboi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Wife: honey put out the trash

Why, I didn’t know it was on fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pugsaredebest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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If Dire Straits robbed a grocery store, they'd get honey for nothing and chips for free.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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A bee farmer found his bees working extra hard producing honey for him.

He thought it was really sweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelonSharkGaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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[At the delivery room] Me: You’re doing great, honey! Keep pushing! I can see a head!

Nurse: Sir, I think you are on the wrong end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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It’s getting real at the Honey Baked Ham...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acadiel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Hey, honey! This carpet looks great! I think it'll make a...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aragon_2112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Honey Story

I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay, because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.

We clicked pretty quickly, and started chatting regularly. Every day, sometimes throughout the day. Slowly we learned more about each other. Her dog's name was Daisy. My truck's name was Dodge Ram (I apologized for my lack of creativity). She was a CPA. I was a beekeeper.

And at this, she stumbled. "If we ever meet in real-life, I want you to know that I could never date a beekeeper." But we were still far away from that point, so it was moot.

But time went on, and we gradually became closer to that point. More personal information. What firm she worked for. Where my farm was. Names of relatives. Names of high schools. All the things that just come up in conversation eventually if you talk to someone long enough.

But, oddly, afte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishamaphone
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If your nose is kind of runny and you go to kiss your honey, you may think that it is funny

But it's snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
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Wife: honey I’m pregnant, we’re going to have our first kid

Husband, with tears in his eyes:

Hi pregnant, I’m dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlad464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on."

After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"

"Yeah," she replied, "…but I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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β€œHoney, I’m pregnant!”

β€œHi Pregnant, I’m Dad!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galickchidori
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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How does winnie the pooh eat honey?

With his bear hands

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