I used to only come across a few other honey badger users a day but now every game is infested with them. Why?
Vizzini Dorsey: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders โ the most famous of which is, โNever get involved in a land war in Coloradoโ โ but only slightly less well-known is this: โNever bring a Scorpiotron to a honey badger fight"!
We all know how strong Kumoko is at certain points of the story due to power scaling and stats. Heck, we've seen just about every Isekai based animal at this point. However, there's one animal we have yet to be introduced to. One that in this joke plotline, becomes Kumoko's greatest adversary, and perhaps an ally. One that's far more formidable than a dragon, who's determination matches Kumoko's. Said animal...
Is a Honey Badger.
That's right. In all fantasy anime, I have not once seen Honey Badgers. And you know why? In the real world, they're already crazy enough. Determination that leans to sheer insanity, the gumption and bravery to take on a for twice it's size, the fact they are quite hard to kill. If you've heard of them, you probably already know that these bastards are absolutely nuts. (Video seen here will show more https://youtu.be/nWfeFrLl6LM)
Considering the video went through, you would see that Honey Badgers maxed out their bravery stats. And that's just in the real world. The fantasy equivalent of one must be even more brutal. But, how would one live it's life in Kumo Desu?
For starters, we should take the abilities it has and apply it to the skills it would have. It would either have {Fear Resistance Lv. 9} or {Fear Nullification} due to how these things just care so little. It would also have {Poison Resistance Lv. 7-8}. While it is possible to kill a Honey Badger with enough snake bites or bee stings, at times, the H.B will just hobble away, sleep for a bit, and fully recover. Which is another skill, {Nap Restoration}. It can not only fully cover HP and MP, but some skills get small amounts of EXP. There's also {Fighting Spirit}, which increases its power depending on how much stronger the opponent is compared to it. Coupled with that, there's {Pure Violence}, which makes the H.B stronger the more it wants to fight. It would probably have a bunch of other resistances because it would pull such a middle finger.
As for stats, it has quite the high stamina, as Honey Badgers will wear down the target before really going in for the kill, high attack because let's be real, that thing has chompers. And high defense and magic defense because it's rough skin makes regular honey Badgers hard to kill. What is considered a game over for some animals is considered a walk in a park. Or something. Whether it's bravery is deemed stupid, is all up to how you view it.
How would an interaction with Kumoko and the Honey Badger go?
Well, Kumoko (
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