He was trying to secant.
He didn't get it.
What do you call an aardvark made from iron? A Haardvark
What do you call a fat aardvark? A Laardvark
what do you call a singing aardvark? A Baardvark
What do you call a stupid aardvark? A Taardvark
What do you call and aardvark protecting something? A Guraardvark
What do you call a 3 foot long aardvark? A Yaardvark
What do you call an aardvark that poops its pants? A Shaartvark.
What do you call an Aaardvark from Winterfell? Nothing, Winterfells climate is to cold and would kill off any aadvarks.
Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.
Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?
"One of the most complex books I've ever read was 'Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry.' You've probably heard of it. It started out with aardvark and I only got to....ummm... Nanotubes? Or was it nanometer? Anyway that's when I realized I was actually reading 'Unabridged Dictionary.'"