What does an aardvark order on their pizza?

Ant-chovies.

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👤︎ u/rossumcapek
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What do you call a fat aardvark?

Laardvark.

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👤︎ u/NootNoot021998
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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"why did the aardvark walk in triangles?" I asked my bug loving son.

He was trying to secant.

He didn't get it.

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👤︎ u/tanman1975
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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What do you call a three-foot-long aardvark?

a yaardvark

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👤︎ u/Stubbedtoe18
📅︎ Jul 15 2013
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Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark made from iron? A Haardvark

What do you call a fat aardvark? A Laardvark

what do you call a singing aardvark? A Baardvark

What do you call a stupid aardvark? A Taardvark

What do you call and aardvark protecting something? A Guraardvark

What do you call a 3 foot long aardvark? A Yaardvark

What do you call an aardvark that poops its pants? A Shaartvark.

What do you call an Aaardvark from Winterfell? Nothing, Winterfells climate is to cold and would kill off any aadvarks.

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👤︎ u/TimeisaLie
📅︎ Oct 07 2014
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📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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My girlfriend and I were on a safari drive in South Africa...

Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.

Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?

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👤︎ u/mullse01
📅︎ Feb 15 2015
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Talking with pops about books, fell right into this one.

"One of the most complex books I've ever read was 'Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry.' You've probably heard of it. It started out with aardvark and I only got to....ummm... Nanotubes? Or was it nanometer? Anyway that's when I realized I was actually reading 'Unabridged Dictionary.'"

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👤︎ u/demote
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