To see his flat mate
A porkupine.
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
Why can't they just share the hedges?
Sonic.
I know this is bad. Literally fight me
It was tired.
Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"
Intermittent fasting.
There's a matchstick climbing up the hill who gets really tired and exhausted.
He sees a hedgehog on the top of the hill and says, "if only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."
Same middle name
A slow poke
A hedgehog!
But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!
Hedgehog : No!
Q: Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? A: He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.
Q: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? A: Coffin medicine.
Q: What animals need oiling? A: Mice, because they squeak.
Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicles.
Q: What do hedgehogs have for lunch? A: Prickled onions.
Q: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A: A jelly-baby.
One of my housemates said he thought a hedgehog would make a cool pet, I replied "Nah, you don't want a hedgehog, they're all pricks."
A hedgehog
Why can't they just share the hedge?
