Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate

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Hedgehogs

Why don't they just share the hedge?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
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What do you get when you cross a hedgehog and a pig?

A porkupine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them

Then one spine turns and says to the other β€œwe missed the bus!!”

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HedgeHog
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I shaved a hedgehog once

It was pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_lone_deviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Hedgehogs.....

Why can't they just share the hedges?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatjoethom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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The Sonic the hedgehog trailer has dropped right on the eve of Ramadan, this is a subtle nod to the fact that Sonic's gotta go fast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMightyPanda27
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What’s a hedgehogs favorite restaurant?

Sonic.

I know this is bad. Literally fight me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmiddleton6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Why did the hedgehog stop in the middle of the road?

It was tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFrankenheimer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why is Sonic the Hedgehog a good, god-fearing Muslim?

Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?

Ouch

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How does Sonic the Hedgehog stay in shape?

Intermittent fasting.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Sebastian Vettel told this joke today in the press conference before the Monaco grand prix

There's a matchstick climbing up the hill who gets really tired and exhausted.

He sees a hedgehog on the top of the hill and says, "if only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilboyteddy
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Looking Sharp
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
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What do you get when you mix a tortoise with a porcupine?

A slow poke

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Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?

A hedgehog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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It's an old joke that oysters are shellfish becauee they dont want to share...

But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Me : Can I have a shot in the hedge now?

Hedgehog : No!

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Some quality Christmas dad jokes.

Q: Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? A: He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

Q: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? A: Coffin medicine.

Q: What animals need oiling? A: Mice, because they squeak.

Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicles.

Q: What do hedgehogs have for lunch? A: Prickled onions.

Q: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A: A jelly-baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/14andy4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Dadjoked my housemates regarding pets...

One of my housemates said he thought a hedgehog would make a cool pet, I replied "Nah, you don't want a hedgehog, they're all pricks."

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What do you call a pig that places multiple bets?

A hedgehog

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Fasting

What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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Hedgehogs

Why can't they just share the hedge?

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Hedgehogs?

Why can't they just share the hedge?

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