What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here
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What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a dodgeball?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What do you get when you mix a tortoise with a porcupine?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a pet, but I refused.
I said, βThat seems pointless.β
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What kind of toilet paper does a porcupine prefer?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What is a Porcupine's favorite thing to do on date night?
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︎ May 24 2020
What did the porcupine say to the doctor?
βHey, you stick people too...?β
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︎ May 08 2020
Whatβs the difference between a Mercedes Benz and a porcupine?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What is the most popular porcupine hobby?
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︎ Jan 05 2020
What do you give a porcupine when he has the flu?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What is a porcupines favorite hobby?
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︎ Jun 06 2019
What do porcupines say when they hug?
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︎ Apr 28 2019
What do you call the Jamaican who sat on a porcupine?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What does a porcupine do to someone it doesn't like?
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︎ May 20 2019
How do porcupines mate?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
I say this to my kids all the time- "You're like a bald porcupine... YOU HAVE NO POINT!"
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︎ Nov 18 2018
What do you call a turtle crossed with a porcupine?
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︎ Nov 12 2016
You know what a porcupine's favorite sandwich is, don't you?
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︎ Nov 08 2015
My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a house pet.
I said, βThatβs completely pointless.β
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︎ Aug 25 2020
We went to the pet store, and now my son wants a porcupine with no quills.
I said, βThatβs .....completely pointless.β
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My son wants a porcupine without quills as a house pet.
I said, βThatβs completely pointless.β
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︎ Nov 29 2019
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a porcupine
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︎ Dec 13 2019
I took my kid to the pet store, and now he wants to get a porcupine who lost all its quills.
I said, βThatβs completely pointless.β
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I took my son to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine that had lost all its quills.
I said, βThatβs completely pointless.β
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︎ Feb 27 2019
My kid wanted to get a bald porcupine as a pet.
I said, βThat seems pointless.β
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︎ Aug 04 2018
My kid and I went to the pet store, and now he wants a pet porcupine with no quills.
I told him, βThatβs pointless.β
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︎ Nov 05 2018
What do you call a bald porcupine?
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