What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?

A slowpoke!

*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a dodgeball?

A painful game.

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What do you get when you mix a tortoise with a porcupine?

A slow poke

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My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a pet, but I refused.

I said, β€œThat seems pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What kind of toilet paper does a porcupine prefer?

Quilted.

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What is a Porcupine's favorite thing to do on date night?

Netflix and Quill.

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What did the porcupine say to the doctor?

β€œHey, you stick people too...?”

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What’s the difference between a Mercedes Benz and a porcupine?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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What is the most popular porcupine hobby?

Quill-ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
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What do you give a porcupine when he has the flu?

NyQuill

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What is a porcupines favorite hobby?

Quilting.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do porcupines say when they hug?

OUCH

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What do you call the Jamaican who sat on a porcupine?

PokΓ©mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What does a porcupine do to someone it doesn't like?

It quills them

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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How do porcupines mate?

Very carefully.

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I say this to my kids all the time- "You're like a bald porcupine... YOU HAVE NO POINT!"
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What do you call a turtle crossed with a porcupine?

A slowpoke

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You know what a porcupine's favorite sandwich is, don't you?

Quilled cheese.

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My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a house pet.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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We went to the pet store, and now my son wants a porcupine with no quills.

I said, β€œThat’s .....completely pointless.”

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My son wants a porcupine without quills as a house pet.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a porcupine

A slow poke

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I took my kid to the pet store, and now he wants to get a porcupine who lost all its quills.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I took my son to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine that had lost all its quills.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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My kid wanted to get a bald porcupine as a pet.

I said, β€œThat seems pointless.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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My kid and I went to the pet store, and now he wants a pet porcupine with no quills.

I told him, β€œThat’s pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call a bald porcupine?

Pointless

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