My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a pet, but I refused.

I said, β€œThat seems pointless.”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 25
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
🚨︎ report
People who still use a quill pen to write are write wing people.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 7
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did Shakespeare use quills to write?

Because pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B, that was his question.

//stolen off facebook//

πŸ‘οΈŽ 76
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ppoong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2018
🚨︎ report
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 41
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2019
🚨︎ report
Spain surprised the world by taking a stand by banning pens and enforcing the use of quills for handwriting.

No one expected the Spanish Ink Position.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2018
🚨︎ report
Penjamin Franklin
πŸ‘οΈŽ 13
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/all-hail-lord-Andy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2020
🚨︎ report
What is a Porcupine's favorite thing to do on date night?

Netflix and Quill.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 4
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
🚨︎ report
What is the most popular porcupine hobby?

Quill-ting

πŸ‘οΈŽ 11
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
🚨︎ report
If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...

Where there's a quill there's a way.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you give a porcupine when he has the flu?

NyQuill

πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2019
🚨︎ report
At the zoo with wife and kids...

Me: You know, they say porcupines are one of the smartest animals on Earth.
Wife/kids: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, science has proven that they're pretty sharp.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 1k
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skermy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2015
🚨︎ report
What does a porcupine do to someone it doesn't like?

It quills them

πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MagDuff22
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2019
🚨︎ report
What did Shakespeare say when he finished writing his first rap song?

My quill made it

πŸ‘οΈŽ 4
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MikesSucculentMemes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 7
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2018
🚨︎ report
You know what a porcupine's favorite sandwich is, don't you?

Quilled cheese.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 33
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blumer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2015
🚨︎ report
Dropped this at work the other day

This "Australian entrepreneur" followed my startup company on Twitter the other day. His name on Twitter is Mike Quill. My coworkers were very excited. I told them, "Don't get too excited. Do we know if this is a real person? Mike Quill may just be a pen name."

πŸ‘οΈŽ 29
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/delusional_golfer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2014
🚨︎ report
My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a house pet.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 4
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
🚨︎ report
We went to the pet store, and now my son wants a porcupine with no quills.

I said, β€œThat’s .....completely pointless.”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 36
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
🚨︎ report
My son wants a porcupine without quills as a house pet.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 90
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2019
🚨︎ report
I took my kid to the pet store, and now he wants to get a porcupine who lost all its quills.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 20
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2019
🚨︎ report
I took my son to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine that had lost all its quills.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 18
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2019
🚨︎ report
My kid and I went to the pet store, and now he wants a pet porcupine with no quills.

I told him, β€œThat’s pointless.”

πŸ‘οΈŽ 13
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.