A list of puns related to "Skunk"
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"In stinked"
Their names were In and Out. They lived in a hollow tree stump with their mother. Sometimes they liked to play inside, and sometimes outside.
One day, In was outside, and Out was inside. Mamma skunk asked Out to go find his brother. So Out went out, to bring In in. A short while later they both came inside. Mamma asked Out how he managed to find his brother so fast.
He smiled and said: "Instinct"
You plug its nose.
Lena could not leave them on the side of the road so they scooped the babies up and put them in the car. As they drove the baby skunks managed to make their way from the floor up Lena's dress and settled on her lap. Lena looked at Ole and said "the skunks are under my dress". Ole said "Zat's OK dear zey are settled down". Lena said "Vhat about the smell?". Ole said, "Oh, don't worry dear they will get used to it!"
Because friends stink together!
“Odour in the court!”
Law and odor
Odour eaters.
But it was a real fortune smeller.
They're very scentimental
A foul smell.
They don't make sense
A mother skunk had two baby skunks. She named them In and Out. Mother skunk sent her two babies out to play so In and Out both went outside. At supper time Mother skunk called for In and Out to come in. Out skunk came in but In was no where to be found. Mother skunk sent Out back out to find In but to no avail. Out came back in to tell Mother In could not be found. Mother skunk went out and found In almost immediately. How did she do it........ Instinct.
It wouldn't make any scents!
I couldn't tell you what his stinking problem was.
A smellicopter.
Because they are best for shaving their Pew-Bic Hair..
LET US SPRAY!
My 73 year old dad told this joke to me this morning.
He likes keeping everything in odor.
I stink, therefore I am.
As they order their drinks, the bartender asks, “Who’s paying for these?”
The skunk says “Don’t look at me, I’ve only got one scent”
The doe replies “not me, I haven’t had a buck in years!”
The duck answers “Sorry, I only have one bill on me”
Finally, the giraffe chimes in “Don’t worry guys, the high balls are on me”
I stink, therefore I am.
Friend: Oh no! Bitten completely off? How does she smell? Me: Terrible!
Only he was sommelier.
Don't worry, it stinks anyway.
I told her she better get a good artist so it doesn't stink.
End stinks.
Let us spray.
On his smell phone
Just a phew...
Roommate: "Have I ever shown you guys my pet skunk? He died it was really sad."
Me: "Wow, that really stinks."
Odor in the court!!
A fowl smell!
A fowl smell!
A fowl smell!
A fowl smell!
A fowl smell!
Law and Odor.
To get to the odor side.
"Odor in the court!"
Law and Odor.
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