What do you call a droid that got sprayed by a skunk?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crimson470
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Two skunks were named In and Out. One day, In went missing. Even though he was deep in the forest, Out found him right away. When asked how he did it, Out replied

"In stinked"

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Once upon a time there were two little skunks.

Their names were In and Out. They lived in a hollow tree stump with their mother. Sometimes they liked to play inside, and sometimes outside.

One day, In was outside, and Out was inside. Mamma skunk asked Out to go find his brother. So Out went out, to bring In in. A short while later they both came inside. Mamma asked Out how he managed to find his brother so fast.

He smiled and said: "Instinct"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

You plug its nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brunchminded
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Ole and Lena were driving home from town when Ole hit a momma skunk and managed to miss her 3 babies.

Lena could not leave them on the side of the road so they scooped the babies up and put them in the car. As they drove the baby skunks managed to make their way from the floor up Lena's dress and settled on her lap. Lena looked at Ole and said "the skunks are under my dress". Ole said "Zat's OK dear zey are settled down". Lena said "Vhat about the smell?". Ole said, "Oh, don't worry dear they will get used to it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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Where do skunks pray?

In pews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Why did the skunks go to the toilet at the same time?

Because friends stink together!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nat20_on_a_D100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

β€œOdour in the court!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk ?

Law and odor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call two skunks having a 69?

Odour eaters.

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Your mother couldn’t believe that an actual skunk could predict the future.

But it was a real fortune smeller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b33fb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day ?

They're very scentimental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a skunk?

A foul smell.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Empty change machine, broken skunk, the year 2020...

They don't make sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterrandom1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Lost skunk

A mother skunk had two baby skunks. She named them In and Out. Mother skunk sent her two babies out to play so In and Out both went outside. At supper time Mother skunk called for In and Out to come in. Out skunk came in but In was no where to be found. Mother skunk sent Out back out to find In but to no avail. Out came back in to tell Mother In could not be found. Mother skunk went out and found In almost immediately. How did she do it........ Instinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbiiggdd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Imagine how ridiculous a skunk would be if it didn't spray...

It wouldn't make any scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curlsey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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How do you call a swimming skunk?

#A stinkray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmuber
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I ran into an angry skunk.

I couldn't tell you what his stinking problem was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What do you call a skunk that can fly?

A smellicopter.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Why do Skunks love Bic razors?

Because they are best for shaving their Pew-Bic Hair..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What did Archimedies say to the Skunk?

Eu reeka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What did the skunk preacher say to his congregation?

LET US SPRAY!

My 73 year old dad told this joke to me this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/May_I_inquire
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why does a skunk bother organizing his pantry?

He likes keeping everything in odor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rinteln
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What is the skunk's favorite quote

I stink, therefore I am.

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A skunk, a doe, a duck, and a giraffe walk into a bar...

As they order their drinks, the bartender asks, β€œWho’s paying for these?”

The skunk says β€œDon’t look at me, I’ve only got one scent”

The doe replies β€œnot me, I haven’t had a buck in years!”

The duck answers β€œSorry, I only have one bill on me”

Finally, the giraffe chimes in β€œDon’t worry guys, the high balls are on me”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigAssSackOfTree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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What is a skunk's guiding philosophy in life?

I stink, therefore I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Me: I knew a woman who had her nose bitten off by a skunk before it sprayed her.

Friend: Oh no! Bitten completely off? How does she smell? Me: Terrible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownie-mix
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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I met this wine-waiter with the most terrible body odor, like a dead skunk.

Only he was sommelier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk?

Don't worry, it stinks anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArdelLedbetter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My wife said she wanted to get a tattoo of a skunk.

I told her she better get a good artist so it doesn't stink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osbel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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How do baby skunks follow their mom at night?

End stinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsdrivingmenuts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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What did Daddy Skunk say to his children at the start of their self defense class?

Let us spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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How does a skunk talk to his friends?

On his smell phone

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How many skunks does it take to stink up a room?

Just a phew...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman1811
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My roommate was telling us about how he used to have a pet skunk...

Roommate: "Have I ever shown you guys my pet skunk? He died it was really sad."

Me: "Wow, that really stinks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingRatatat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom

Odor in the court!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you get when you cross a police dog and a skunk?

Law and Odor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musntbeconsumed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Why did the skunk cross the road?

To get to the odor side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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How do skunks smell?

With their nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4StoryADay4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into his court?

"Odor in the court!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machinehead115
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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What do you get when you cross a police officer and a skunk?

Law and Odor.

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